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31. creamypretzel
    Member

    Thanks, robm.

    I must admit that I cheated on this last list. After creating it, I switched #1 & #2. I though the Pong one was funnier, so I made it #1.

    Sometimes I come up with a good one in my head and save it until near or at the end, but I usually just type them as I think of them.

    I can write humorous poetry the same way. I am thinking of starting a thread where I randomly, at any time of day, ask for a subject for a poem. Then, the first person to reply with a subject is the one I go with. Then at a future time, I do it again. I have written some of my best and funniest stuff in the past from suggestions.

    Posted 4 months ago #

32. creamypretzel
    Member

    TOP-TEN #14

    From the home office in Sandy, Utah, here are the
    TOP-TEN PEOPLE WITH THE LEAST COMPUTER GAME EXPERIENCE

    #10 - GEORGE W. BUSH (if you exclude Pong)

    #9 - THE POPE

    #8 - CHARLES MANSON

    #7 - WALTER CRONKITE

    #6 - QUEEN ELIZABETH

    #5 - ANYONE WHO DOWNLOADS FROM GGOTD ONLY ON MON-THU

    #4 - (tie)MOST SUPREME COURT JUSTICES

    #3 - (tie)ANY TELEVANGELIST

    #2 - OSAMA BIN LADEN

    And the NUMBER ONE Person With The Least Computer Game Experience:
    WHICHEVER CLERK AT "BEST BUY" YOU ASK FOR HELP

    Posted 4 months ago #

33. creamypretzel
    Member

    TOP-TEN #15

    From the home office in Upland, California, here are the.....

    TOP-TEN WORST SONGS TO LISTEN TO WHILE PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES:

    #10 - ANYTHING BY BRITNEY SPEARS

    #9 - "HAIL TO THE CHIEF"

    #8 - "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU"

    #7 - "ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT"

    #6 - "POLLY WOLLY DOODLE"

    #5 - "LA CUCARACHA!"

    #4 - "AULD LANG SYNE"

    #3 - ANY NATIONAL ANTHEM"

    #2 - "TAPS"

    And the NUMBER ONE Worst Song To Listen To While Playing Computer Games:

    "FEELINGS" by Morris Albert

    Posted 4 months ago #

34. creamypretzel
    Member

    TOP-TEN #16

    From the home office in Upland, California, here are the.....

    TOP-TEN GAME SYSTEMS THAT NEVER QUITE CAUGHT ON:

    #10 - GameGirl

    #9 - WorkStation

    #8 - Atari Super-Duper Pong Master Deluxe

    #7 - Nintendo Uss

    #6 - Jack-In-The-Box 360

    #5 - Fred's Video Game Contraption

    #4 - Nintendo Sphere

    #3 - Flex .GIF Animated GamePlayer

    #2 - Sega Liquid GameFish Device

    And the NUMBER ONE Game System That Never Quite Caught On:

    Marbles In A Bag

    Posted 4 months ago #

35. robm
    Member

    What a classic. Feelings nothing more than feelings, trying to forget my feelings of love. Teardrops rolling down on my face. That is killing me with laughter. I have no idea how you conjure up these gems but please keep them coming.

    Posted 4 months ago #

36. creamypretzel
    Member

    Feeeeelings......whoa.....whoa....whoa....feeeeeelings..........

    Posted 4 months ago #

37. funkymom
    Member

    oh man! dan- you make me laugh so hard.

    i'm still playing catch-up, so i haven't read through all the posts from this past week, but i really hope you aren't gone. that would make me really sad.
    :(

    Posted 4 months ago #

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