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  1. creamypretzel
    Member

    In the interest of keeping the number of forums to a minimum, I have decided to post all future TOP-TEN lists under this single heading. This will make it easier to finds all the lists, and make it easier for me. After all, isn't that what life is all about.....making things easier for ME?

    To celebrate this new and improved nonsense, I present to you a brand-spanking-new TOP-TEN List, along with all previous list below it. Here we go.....

    From the home office in Asheville, North Carolina, here are the Top-Ten Words Most Frequently Used In The Giveaway Forums Titles:

    #10 - TOP-TEN

    #9 - WORDS

    #8 - MOST

    #7 - FREQUENTLY

    #6 - USED

    #5 - IN

    #4 - THE

    #3 - GIVEAWAY

    #2 - FORUMS

    #1 - TITLES

    Here is a recap of all earlier lists.........
    (Including links to the original pages)
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    From the home office in Gilroy, California, here are the Top-Ten Most Requested Giveaways:

    #10 - FLEX GIF ANIMATOR UNINSTALLER

    #9 - GIVEAWAY COMMENT GENERATOR

    #8 - ANTI-SPAM REVERSE-SPAMMER

    #7 - CURRENCY COUNTERFEITER 6.0

    #6 - VISTA-TO-XP CONVERTER

    #5 - NEW FORUM SUBJECT BLOCKER

    #4 - GOTD FAKE-NICKNAME CREATOR

    #3 - PORN VAULT W/ANTI-WIFE PROTECTION

    #2 - BANK HACKER DELUXE

    And the Number ONE Most Requested Giveaway:

    NAKED PONG

    http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/3291
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    From the home office in Wellton, Arizona, here are the Top-Ten Least Popular Forum Subject Titles:

    #10 - GRAYLOX NICKNAME VARIATIONS

    #9 - NEW VERSION OF FLEX GIF ANIMATOR COMING SOON!

    #8 - FREE GAMES FOR WINDOWS 3.1

    #7 - WE DON'T NEED FREE GAMES.....LET'S ALL JUST BUY THEM!

    #6 - ANYONE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME OF PONG?

    #5 - QUANTUM PHYSICS & STRING THEORY AS APPLIED TO PC GAMES

    #4 - LINKS TO PHOTOS OF WEEDS IN MY YARD

    #3 - CAN ANYBODY EXPLAIN WINDOWS VISTA TO ME?

    #2 - WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE US A FREE GAME EVERY HOUR?

    And the Number ONE least polular forum subject title:

    LET'S TALK ABOUT MY HERNIA OPERATION!

    http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/3278
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    From the home office in Gilroy, California, here are the TOP-TEN Worst Names For Game Sprites:

    #10 - "BlackRabbit"

    #9 - "Doofus"

    #8 - "Sewage Man"

    #7 - "Flex the GIFer"

    #6 - "Excretio"

    #5 - "Salivus"

    #4 - "Cheney"

    #3 - "GOTD the Giveawayer" (shameless plug)

    #2 - "Sir Puke-a-lot"

    And the NUMBER ONE Worst Name For a Game Sprite:

    "Zyxpqk"

    http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/3299
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    From the home office in Wellton, Arizona.....

    TOP TEN Rejected Slogans For Giveaway Of The Day:

    #10 - "Games Every Day!....Well, Almost...Well...Sometimes"

    #9 - "No More Flex GIF Animators.....We Promise!"

    #8 - "More Customer Download Deletions Than Any Other Web Site!"

    #7 - "Forums More Entertaining Than Our Games!"

    #6 - "We've Signed WhiteRabbit To A 10-Year Contract At $20Million Per"

    #5 - "Only SOME Of Our Giveaway Software Is From The 1980s"

    #4 - "Over 20 Trillion Bytes Downloaded!"

    #3 - "VISTA ROCKS!....No, Just Kidding!"

    #2 - "Our Giveaways Almost Always Work!"

    And, The NUMBER ONE Rejected Slogan For GOTD......

    "Don't Complain.....It's Free!"

    http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/3266
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    From the home office in Gilroy, California, here are the TOP-TEN Words Most Used In The Game Giveaway "Comments" Section:

    #10 - "Download"

    #9 - "Great"

    #8 - "Error"

    #7 (Tie) - "Thanks" & "WhiteRabbit"

    #6 - "Help!"

    #5 - "Re-Boot"

    #4 - "Sucks"

    #3 - "1980's"

    #2 - "Pong"

    And the NUMBER ONE Word Most Used In The Game Giveaway "Comments" Section:

    "Uninstall"

    http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/3315
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    From the home office in Wellton, Arizona, here are the Top-Ten Rejected Game Giveaways:

    #10 - PRE-PONG

    #9 - GERIATRIC CARE-BEAR ROBOT MARSHMALLOW MATCH

    #8 - PETRIS

    #7 - BROWN-NOSER 2

    #6 - ROLLERCOASTER TYPHOON

    #5 - SLUM CITY 4

    #4 - NOAH'S ARKANOID

    #3 - AGE OF UMPIRES

    #2 - GRAND THEFT OTTER

    And the Number ONE Rejected Game Giveaway:

    CRADLE OF SEWAGE

    http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/3274

    Posted 3 months ago #
  2. robm
    Member

    Great work consolidating CP. Funny I was actually going to suggest that, to keep one as an ongoing thread.
    I am very grateful for your wit and humour (and Bobby's). This has kept me thoroughly entertained and amused. The Givewaways may not be the best at the moment but who cares when there is so much brilliant parody and satire in these forums (amongst many other things).

    Posted 3 months ago #
  3. creamypretzel
    Member

    Thanks for the kinds words, Robm. Any suggestions for a new Top-Ten for this thread?

    Posted 3 months ago #
  4. creamypretzel
    Member

    From the home office in Asheville, North Carolina, here are the TOP TEN REASONS PEOPLE GIVE FOR UN-INSTALLING A FREE GAME FROM GOTD:

    #10 - "I don't have enough RAM."

    #9 - "My hard drive is getting too full."

    #8 - "This game didn't load correctly."

    #7 - "I already have this game, but didn't realize it because it's buried in a folder with all the other free stuff I downloaded and never use."

    #6 - "I've decided to go back to playing real games with real people, instead of wasting my life away in this virtual reality known as the Internet."

    #5 - "There were no naked characters in this game."

    #4 - "It wasn't free enough!"

    #3 - "I already have 67 games with the 'Aquatic' character in them."

    #2 - "If I wanted another game from the 1980s, I'd build a time machine and go back there myself!"

    And the NUMBER ONE REASON PEOPLE GIVE FOR UN-INSTALLING A FREE GAME FROM GOTD:

    "Even WhiteRabbit said it was crap!"

    Posted 3 months ago #
  5. funkymom
    Member

    awesome! i agree with everything robm said.

    dan, you have upped the humor level on this forum and it's great to see everyone else stepping up and following your lead.
    :D

    Posted 3 months ago #
  6. creamypretzel
    Member

    FunkyMom, I consider you my Number-1 fan! And I have glimpsed a quick shot of you on your daughter's YouTube video, so if you ever stalk me, I will have a good description to give the police. ;)

    Posted 3 months ago #
  7. funkymom
    Member

    hey- i've got super sneaky ninja skills.
    and that's not really my kid, i'm just trying to catch some fame off stranger's cute ones, therefore.....ignore the woman behind the curtain....er..i mean on the side of the bed.
    ;D

    Posted 3 months ago #
  8. creamypretzel
    Member

    Funky, I didn't get where I am today by ignoring women on the side of the bed.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  9. funkymom
    Member

    lol!
    :D

    Posted 3 months ago #
  10. copmom
    Member

    So tell me cp.. where are you today?

    Posted 3 months ago #
  11. creamypretzel
    Member

    Sorry, Copmom, but Funky is the only person on here that I would consider telling that to.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  12. funkymom
    Member

    so, dan, where are you today?
    i'm flattered, but you probably only said that because i wasn't here today.
    ;D

    Posted 3 months ago #
  13. creamypretzel
    Member

    I'm certainly not going to tell you in front of all these people.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  14. creamypretzel
    Member

    From the home office in Asheville, NC, here are the TOP TEN Places Where I Might Be Today:

    #10 - San Diego

    #9 - Tucson

    #8 - The Bathtub

    #7 - Rigel VII

    #6 - The Poor Farm

    #5 - St. Elsewhere

    #4 - Jail

    #3 - On A Train Bound For Nowhere

    #2 - Where Angels Fear To Tread

    And the NUMBER ONE Place Where I Might Be Today:

    In Your Nightmares!

    Posted 3 months ago #
  15. funkymom
    Member

    o.k., now who's the stalker?

    Posted 3 months ago #
  16. creamypretzel
    Member

    Well, Funky, I didn't mean YOUR bathtub.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  17. creamypretzel
    Member

    From the home office in Tucson, Arizona, here are the TOP-TEN WORST NICKNAMES FOR GOTD MEMBERS:

    #10 - "FunkyStalker"

    #9 - "BoiledRabbit"

    #8 - "MaizeyLazyCrazyDazeOfSummer"

    #7 - "GruBBy"

    #6 - "SaltyPretzel"

    #5 - "BagelLox"

    #4 - "BluFrozenToes"

    #3 - "BuckleysSecondCousinTwiceRemoved"

    #2 - "Paluga"

    And the NUMBER ONE Worst Nickname For A GOTD Member:

    "WeepingPustule"

    Posted 3 months ago #
  18. funkymom
    Member

    man(dan), you crack me up!
    #3 - "BuckleysSecondCousinTwiceRemoved"
    lol!

    Posted 3 months ago #
  19. maizeydaze
    Member

    Dan, Too funny! Yes, "WeepingPustule" IS THE WORST!

    Posted 3 months ago #
  20. creamypretzel
    Member

    From the home office in Tucson, Arizona, here are the TOP-TEN HARDEST TO PLAY GAMES:

    #10 - SURREALISTIC PONG

    #9 - ATOM SMASHER

    #8 - CALCULUS FRENZY

    #7 - SIM UNIVERSE

    #6 - UPSIDE-DOWN PYRAMID BUILDER DELUXE

    #5 - BLACK HOLE CREATOR

    #4 - FLEX GIF ANIMATOR EMPIRE

    #3 - AGE OF INFINITY

    #2 - GRAND-THEFT MEMORY

    And the NUMBER ONE HARDEST TO PLAY GAME:

    HONEST POLITICIAN

    Posted 3 months ago #
  21. LOL "Honest Politician" we have several of them. ROTFLMAO

    Posted 3 months ago #
  22. scubaguy
    Member


    Posted 3 months ago #
  23. creamypretzel
    Member

    Thanks, scubaguy. I don't use html, except for a couple of things, and I looked up bold, and it said to use <B> and </B>. Maybe it is outdated?

    Posted 3 months ago #
  24. scubaguy
    Member

    I think different forums use different html tags,if you look at the bottom of the reply box it tells you this,
    ( Allowed markup: a blockquote code em strong ul ol li.
    Put code in between backticks.)

    These are the tags this forum uses.Just use the backticks if you want to show someone the actual code you use.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  25. robm
    Member

    Another hilarious list, you haven't lost your touch at all.

    I would have thought that you would have exhausted the material by now, but obviously not, you are very clever.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  26. creamypretzel
    Member

    Thanks, robm. I'm trying to keep to the subjects of games and/or this web site, and I'm not having too much trouble coming up with stuff. I still have a few ideas. Believe it or not, I usually just come here and start typing a list without planning ahead. I don't even usually rearrange the items in the lists.....I just type them as I think of them.

    I hope I can keep them entertaining and up to my own personal humor standards.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  27. creamypretzel
    Member

    It's only been about six hours since my last Top-Ten list, but I guess I can post another one if I want. I started this thread and I'll post as many lists as I want, dammit! Oops...sorry....I got a little carried away there.

    Anyway, from the home office in Sandy, Utah, here are the TOP-TEN DUMBEST NAMES FOR COMPUTER GAMES:

    #10 - "FLEX .GIF ANIMATOR.....THE GAME!"

    #9 - "SKIDDLYIP VORTENBORT"

    #8 - "AGE OF SIM CRADLE EMPIRE DELUXE 2"

    #7 - "THIS GAME SUCKS"

    #6 - "SEWAGE FACTORY"

    #5 - "10 BILLION GAMES ON ONE CD!"

    #4 - "UN-INSTALL MANIA"

    #3 - "GRAVEYARD TYCOON"

    #2 - "GRAND THEFT WALDO"

    And the NUMBER ONE Dumbest Name For A Computer Game:

    "SPRITZER-KNICKING DOODLEPOPPERS"

    Posted 3 months ago #
  28. graylox
    Member

    again....and again.....and again.....Creamy

    FlexGif will soon get a No.1 place on Google, because of our forums
    thanklox

    Posted 3 months ago #
  29. creamypretzel
    Member

    From the home office in Sandy, Utah, here are the
    TOP-TEN ALCOHOLIC NAMES FOR BARS OR COMPUTER GAMES:

    #10 - SIM SHOOTERS

    #9 - AGE OF FINE WINE

    #8 - DRINKER'S DELUXE

    #7 - FRISKY WHISKEY

    #6 - TEQUILA TYCOON

    #5 - STAGGER & DAGGER

    #4 - DRUNK SKUNK

    #3 - MATCH-3 BOTTLES

    #2 - Q-BERT SALOON

    And the NUMBER ONE Alcoholic Name For A Bar Or Computer Game:

    T.G.I. PONG'S

    Posted 3 months ago #
  30. robm
    Member

    That's great, I love T.G.I Pongs's. I'm amazed that you start from a blank screen and produce without planning ahead.

    PS. I love the Surrealist Compliments. Alas I am not creative enough to come up with my own entries, it is still a lot of fun using the generator. I highly recommend it to everyone. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. I realise this is not the right place for commenting, but since you wanted only Surrealist compliments I wanted to mention it to you. Thanks Dan the Man.

    Posted 3 months ago #

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