10 - I discovered that there really is a life out there away from the Internet
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For some poeple this is true. for the last 15 years, I have not been one of them. being disabled rather stinks. I don't *have* a life. Period.
9 - "Game Giveaway Of The Day" turned into "Game Giveaway Of The....Oh...I Don't Know....Whenever The Heck We Feel Like It."
That, alas, I can't argue with. Though Whiterabbit-uk has been doing a sterling job of being his own gaming giveaway all by himself. (most of the time)
8 - My PC crashed, and it took two years to find one of equal quality in a box of Cracker Jacks.
Buying PC's these days is cheaper than buying Cracker Jacks. And according to many doctors, better for your health.
Who woulda guessed?
7 - I got tired of all my stupid TOP-10 Lists.
I'm into top 1000's, personally. Yes, I *AM* a compulsive hoarder. But it I can sell some of this stuff it might keep me from being homeless in a short time.
6 - I have spent the last two years researching the origin of the name "CreamyPretzel", which, as it turns out, is not really a name. Upon obtaining this information, I filed a lawsuit against my parents. However, the judge threw the case out of court when he discovered that my parent were both dead.
Ah, the very definition of "Chutzpa." Good Show, and Well Done.
Did he inquire whether you did them in yourself, or not?
5 - I haven't really been gone. I just like to watch.
Now depending on *what* you like to watch, there is one heck of a list of terms for what you are.
Elucidate farther, please. my brain, it itches when I can't cubbyhole someone.
4 - To my disappointment, I discovered that "WhiteRabbit" was not really a rabbit.
Though there *are* white rabbits in the United Kingdom (isn't that an oxymoron?), Whiterabbit-uk is not one of them. Luckily.
And Grace Slick got real passionate in the related song. I'm glad (It's in one of my TOP-1000's, fairly high up) she brought it to Jefferson Airplane from The Great Society along with "Somebody to Love."
3 - To his disappointment, WhiteRabbit discovered that I was not really a pretzel.
Are you sure this was truly a disappointment, or is he faking it to see if your leg falls off when he tugs? I'll have to ask, since this is one of my favorite gambits.
2 - I was sucked into the Web, and just recently managed to escape.
Lucky sucker. I've been trying to claw my way in for decades.
1 - Two words: Mexican Prison.
Mexican Radio is more my style. but whatever floats your boat.
and...
Whiterabbit-uk, if you want lightning and don't mind rain, try west-central Oregon.
Mind-boggling, truly. A Leetle far from Florida (did you know you're close to where Violet4714 lives?) but hey, it's on the same continent.
