enamel right off of every else's teeth! Those evildoers didn't know what awaited them and then, suddenly...
The All Around Pass Around
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...a mysterious, luminescent, ethereal space being appeared before the evil three (Cavity Man, Halitosis Harry and Bacteria Man, the new guy) and wafted before them holding up a sign saying...
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...."Eat me!" So they did.... and in about 17.43582 seconds they all...
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...shrunk, and feel into a big Black Hole that kind of smelled like rabbits. As they plummeted and spiraled through that big Wabbit Hole in space...
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...they saw their lives passing before their eyes; all the evil, horrid, slimy things that they had done and they couldn’t help but notice the visions of space pigs (who looked like they had just rolled around in some space bat gwano themselves) dancing around in glee as rabbits tried to...
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...save their carrot crop from this unlikely invasion. They scampered off into a side branch of the Bunny Space Hole and twitched their little tails as they watched the invaders...
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...falling, falling, falling into the great black hole abyss. Thinking this would be the end of those dastardly dental destroyers they began to cheer and hop higher than they had ever hopped before. Ahhhh but their celebration was cut short(did you expect anything else?) when they suddenly realized...
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...that the Blob had followed the evil three, out on a vendetta to annihilate Cavity Man for obliterating his stash of chocolate ice cream bars on Earth and the Blob was really hungry now, hungry for...
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...wabbit and carrot stew! Holy Energizer Bunny! yelled the wabbits, and they scrambled to pin themselves against the deepest walls of the wabbit hole. But as the Blob blooped his way in the the hole, his blubbering girth left him stuck like a cork in a bottle o' wine, and he...
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...huffed and he puffed and then he passed a huge wallop of gas that filled the black hole and all the rabbits, space pigs, reprehensible evil men and any other unmentioned creature, stood still, holding their breath, in fear that...
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...the gas was fatal. But to their surprise it turned out to be laughing gas. But this was no ordinary laughing gas, of course not, it was super strong ROTFL gas. It made those bunnys laugh like they never laughed before. They giggled their furry little tails off. Ha ha ha, hee hee, ho ho ho, giggle giggle, ha ha, hee hee hee, giggle....they just couldn't stop....they laughed and giggled and split their sides. They laughed till they cried and then they laughed some more, till finally....
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...the Blob got a whiff of his own creation, and his great drooping blob of a belly started to wiggle, and wobble, and waggle... until: bu-bu-bu-bu-bub-bub-bwwwWWWWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHEEEEEHEEEEeeeeeEEEEE!!!!!...he exploded!! scattering all the bunnies, and carrots, and villains, and the whole Big Black Hole...
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It was sadly, a happy ending for them as they all died laughing and Abu, who had tagged the Blob with sensors, was immediately informed of the Blob’s demise (all the bells and whistles went off at master control when he passed his last) and he was so tormented at the thought of ANOTHER evil plan going “up in space” as well as his agenda, once again, being thwarted that he...
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cried. Then all of a sudden he remebered that it was fathers day and he must return back to his planet to see his old pa, this could be....
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....the last Father's Day he'd be able to spend with his good old dad so he didn't want anything to get in the way. As he hurried along his mind started to wonder back through the years and he wasn't paying attention to where he was going. Then, all of a sudden as he turned the corner...
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he tripped over a small dog that looked just like..
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...Charlie Brown's Snoopy. As a matter of fact...
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...it WAS Snoopy! Lucy in the Sky!! As his mind had wandered back over his childhood years, happily enraptured in the thoughts of cartoons and comics and crackerjacks, he had inadvertently stepped into a space warp that took him to...
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...Cartoon Island where everyone was a cartoon. He immediately realized that even he himself had turned into a cartoon character. In fact....could it be? Yes! He was Abu all right, the one and only Abu from The Simpsons! Oh no, NOT THAT! Anything but that! How was he going to get out of this mess? He just stood there, in the middle of the street, trying to figure out his next move when along came...
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...Popeye the Sailor eating spinach right out of the can. Then, all of the sudden...
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...the Road Runner zipped by as Bugs Bunny, driving a go cart made by the Acme Corp., was intent on keeping up with him and followed close behind while Elmer Fudd lagged after them both, waving his bazooka crying out “I’ll get that waskily wabbit, I will, I will!” as he desperately tried to catch Bugs but still, after all these years, could not.
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(and just when everyone thought this got buried...) Suddenly, a gaseous gust of space wind slapped the comic section shut, obliterating all of our little comical friends to the wailing tune of Betty Boop singing "I Wanna Be Loved By You."
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Meanwhile, back at the Mesa Fiesta Siesta Grill (see page one).....
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...they were partying like fools, oblivious to the problems in the universe, dancing around a huge Mexican hat. When suddenly, the Mexican hat...
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......transformed into a giant taco, which was a bad idea since everyone was practically starving. They gobbled that thing up and then...
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...all of a sudden, their stomachs started to swell. They got bigger and bigger...
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..until they grew to be the size of peach trees.
I think its time this thread made a comeback. Although no one ever follows the rules. Its supposed to be one person starting a sentence and the person finishing and so on. It has ended up being one long blob because people are just doing this: ...blah, blah, blah...Posted 14 years ago # -
They all fell over, rolling around out of control, their tiny hands and feet grasping helplessly for
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One of those cakes from Alice in Wonderland.
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Hmm... Name change. Nice touch, Chip, thanks.Posted 14 years ago # -
After 8 long years they finally grabbed one of the cakes only to realize...
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