Who happened to be the washed up ex-hero...
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The All Around Pass Around
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Buckleysmom
offlineMember.....Depends'O from the planet Geriatrica, who had just finished the final design for his "Stun-cane", a cane with stun probes built into the end that also doubled as ice prongs for walking on......ice of course. When he saw Wiggy coming his way he quickly...
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midori
offlineMember...and Wiggy know all about Depends'O's incontence-- er, incompetence in these matters. So before Depends'O could even aim his wobbly stun-cane, Wiggy had pulled out his glue gun and nailed him to the floor with Crazy Glue. Then he sloshed out of the bar with every intention of...
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Sugarspirit
offlineMember...permeated the bar, filling it with such a disgusting odor that humans and space creatures alike began to pass out and fall down like swatted flies and ,as well, acid like fumes rose up from his regurgitated entrails (barf) and you could see the floor underneath it begin to melt away into another dimension...
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Sugarspirit
offlineMember...the Blob instinctively knew he had to make it back to earth before the ice cream bars melted since "someone or something" had unplugged the freezer and he also knew where to find the stash because Abu had programmed the brain cells of the clones during the transplanting process to know this in case his other plan didn’t work (which it didn’t apparently).
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midori
offlineMemberWhen the Blob got back to earth, he found it had fried to a crisp and turned into a stark desert because of Cavity Man's Milky Way cell sparkler set-off and chain reaction massive fireworks. What a fantastic display that was to behold. And there, sitting in the middle of the desert under a multi-colored shroud sipping on cactus milk enjoying the show, was...
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Sugarspirit
offlineMember...Concetta, VaVa Voom de la Fuego who liked all things hot. As she relished the beautiful weather and spectacular demonstration of lights (boy was it worth the trip to Earth!), she pondered on what evil she could conjur up next, all the while not knowing that...
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Buckleysmom
offlineMember.....Blob was already mulling over the designs of a giganti-humongous freezer that would turn the entire fried, stark desert into a frozen wonderland of ice cold frostiness. This way he could keep more of his frozen faves than ever before always ready for his dining pleasure.
Ah....but little did he know that Cavity Man was also...
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Buckleysmom
offlineMember.....Halitosis Harry. He was sure that together they could conquer the universe if they could just figure out a way to.....
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Sugarspirit
offlineMemberAs they gazed into each other’s eyes, both simultaneously had a eureka moment and instinctively knew that it was time to build a bomb; a really really big, stinky, earth shattering, mind blowing, psychedelic, waist whittling, muscle building bomb (oh yes) because today was...
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midori
offlineMember..."Penalty for People with Picture-Perfect Pearly Whites Day." They trembled with glee as they started work on the bomb that would sent zillions of dollars worth of dental work swirling through the galaxy, enamels glistening in the sun, to hone in on the unsuspecting target of...
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Sugarspirit
offlineMember...the Planet of Orthidontica, located in the upper fourth quadrant where the richest and most influential with the biggest and most splendiferous smiles (due to exacerbating maxillofacial reconstructive procedures and other extremely expensive dental paraphernalia - including dentures and implants) lived in seclusion, in fear that some day, even though they really thought it would never happen, someone out there would try to destroy them out of envy.
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Buckleysmom
offlineMember....the already paranoid inhabitants of the pearly white and pristine Planet Orthidontica. But little did those disgusting, disease ridden evildoers know that the Orthodonians had devised a clever weapon for just such an attack. It was loaded and ready to....
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