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VampireRat

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all those aliens who look like little old people wearing blue vests.

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midori

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And earthlings were gullible enough to think they were harmless "greeters." Oh, they're greeters, all right... greeting you into they're sinister plot to...

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Pookie

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...wash the bird droppings off their spaceships.

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Buckleysmom

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Now that we know the truth something must be done, first we'll have to strip them of their little blue vests and then...

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scubaguy

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Banish them for life,on the planet Viagra and forced to play endless hours of volleyball in a Nudist colony for retirees!

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midori

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Now the planet Viagra was a very huge planet. The Queen of the planet, Viagress...

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Pookie

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...loved to dance. Her favorite dance was...

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scubaguy

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The funky chicken, done to the tune of Louie Louie, while dressed in her belly dancing costume.

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midori

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As could be expected, this was a big hit at the volleyball tournaments and everyone joined in, bouncing thousands of volleyballs off of their elbows. This caused the planet to...

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Chronopie

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Implode, due to quantum anomalies inherent in the viagrian volleyballs, and the lighter-than-viagra air inside.

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Sugarspirit

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Oh no!! The surviving Viagrians no longer had a home, so they were forced to...

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Buckleysmom

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...re-disguise themselves and return to earth where they, once again, infiltrated the Walmart stores, but this time as children who scream and cry and throw fits in the aisles. This causes their distraught mothers to...

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GMMan

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...purchase game consoles from a company called MicroSnot.

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Chronopie

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A multi-global (trans-parallel) corporation, with a nefarious plan to...

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Quantum Dragon

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repackage old games created by King Commodore Bill the 64th (AKA The Gates Keeper) from Dimension Z and pass them as new top of the line fun applications for the Vizta Brain Sucking Machine.

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Sugarspirit

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Hmmmmm, very interesting...This could be a case for "Reconstituted Brain Man" who happens to be ....

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Buckleysmom

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...the newly appointed CEO of the Kumquat Komputer Kompany, otherwise known as KKK.

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Whom also had a degree in...

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Sugarspirit

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Neurophysics. His thesis in the Theory of Brain Tele-Dynamics and Molecular Transposing impressed Amir Abu Dhabi Ben Ra Yabba-Doo, the richest man on Earth.. The sheer joy of knowing that brain matter, in a living state, could be freezed dried and then teleported to any where in the universe sent the Amir running to…

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Buckleysmom

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...the nearest science lab where he demanded to have Reconstituted Brain Man (RBM) flown in so he could personally freeze dry a portion of Abu's brain. Abu's sinister reason for this was so he could later use it for...

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Sugarspirit

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implanting the brain cells into thousands of clones, fashioned unto himself, that were stationed on various planets throughout the Milky Way waiting for....

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midori

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...the predestined Mars Bars infiltration that was gathered in the Big Dipper waiting for the right time to strike down the appointed planets. And the time was growing closer, as the Spring Equinox...

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Skye-hook

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on Mars & Venus would occur simultaneously,& the whole Milky Way will start to caramelize- but not if he can get those brain cells to do his dirty work, and save us all without the slightest idea of...

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Oztazdevil

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what he is doing or what the outcome will be!! Just as he was about to press the switich to start his diabolical plan who should appear to save the day was......

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...his most feared nemesis Rambo, played by no other than Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone.

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midori

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As Abu pressed the switch, Rambo boxed him out of the galaxy and into another, but unfortunately he couldn't press the "HALT COUNTDOWN" switch because of his big, bulky boxing gloves! But yet another hero was on the way to save the day...

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Sugarspirit

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but apparently, he took the wrong detour at the Big Dipper because he didn’t ask for directions when he fueled up at the famous, inter-galactic watering hole, The Outer Space Cafe, Bar and Gas.

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The joint just so happened to be the hangout of the notorious...

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midori

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...Wiggy the Glue Man, who had ANOTHER diabolical plan up his sleeve in case Abu's clone plan failed. HaaaaHaaaaaaHaaaaaa. He laughed real slow because of the glue in his vocal chords. He unstuck himself from the bar stool and proceeded to...

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Sugarspirit

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the quantum multi-dynamics communications pod (telephone booth) at the far end of the room where Sheena (a statuesque waitress from Amazonia) happened to be serving a Quasar and Tonic to another patron.

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