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Started 15 years ago by CreamyPretzel
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CreamyPretzel
Member

As suggested, here is a forum dedicated to Surrealist Compliments.

A couple of rules though:

1 - All compliments MUST BE surreal, or appear to be surreal.

2 - No posting of just a response. If you post a response to a surreal compliment, you MUST also post a surreal compliment yourself. Please limit responses to one sentence (no 100-word sentences either). This is to keep this thread from turning into nothing but conversations about cats, plants, surgery, games, Canada, websites, HTML, photos, YouTube, etc.

3- If you make up your own surreal compliment, please note that you made it up, so that we can appreciate the genius of your brain, much as we rekindle the fires that burn in the depths of yesterday's water softeners. (I made that up)

Make up your own compliment, or get one to post from this link:

Surrealist Compliments Generator

I'll start it off with this one, which is quite fitting, as I am a poet:

"My pathological scar desires to cite poetry through the ruddied girth of your soul!"

Posted 15 years ago #
CreamyPretzel
Member

"The goats you buy shed a perfume that makes Marxism so terribly clear to me."

Posted 15 years ago #
maizeydaze
Member

"The pith of my Barcalounger acclaims eternal joy to your brown nose" - Maizeydaze

Posted 15 years ago #
Archangel
Member

It sounds like this thread is for those that are full of ....................... LOL

Posted 15 years ago #
Whiterabbit-uk
Games Guru

lolly lolsville

Posted 15 years ago #
maizeydaze
Member

Archangel, "Teacups smash, flounders ignite spontaneously in your presence."

WR, "Marmots will stick to you in Delaware."

Posted 15 years ago #
CreamyPretzel
Member

ArchAngel & WhiteRabbit.....read rule #2.

"The aroma of your card playing abilities enhances my feline dog's biorhythm." (made up)

Posted 15 years ago #
CreamyPretzel
Member

"The wind blows oil-painted gravity when you step lightly through puddles of unforgiving sunshine." (made up)

Posted 15 years ago #
GSM
Member

"You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation not unlike discovering an impacted toll booth upon the plains of Patagonia." - from the generator

I couldn't resist making up a surreal pic to go with it :)

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p101/gsmorrison1968/surreal_1.png

Posted 15 years ago #
Archangel
Member

My cup spilleth over. LOL

Posted 15 years ago #
CreamyPretzel
Member

GSM.....EXCELLENT JOB ON THE PHOTO!

"Your special effects abilities are not unlike toads crossing the liquid frisbee while driving cannibalistic tricycles." (made up)

Posted 15 years ago #
robm
Member

"The expanse of your intelligence is a void no universe could ever fill." (generator)

PS. Dan, you are a worry, lmao.

Posted 15 years ago #
robm
Member

"Dan, your hair is reminiscent of a self-digesting yak in heat." (generator)

Posted 15 years ago #
CreamyPretzel
Member

"robm.....your postings generate aquatic feelings of unfathomable mediocrity, not unlike chickens colorfully drifting upon waves of deniability." (made up)

Posted 15 years ago #
robm
Member

"Entranced by the bitter harmony of your lips, I gaze beyond reason to find the oasis of your ruptured soul." (generator)

Posted 15 years ago #
HOSS
Member

"Your presence puts me in a truly albino mood." (generator)

Posted 15 years ago #
graylox
Moderator

Great pic GSM !

This time is for debilitated lasciviously exhilibrating Vista users like a crefibrated game of CB.
lascilox

Posted 15 years ago #
maizeydaze
Member

GSM, that is a fantastic picture! You did it so quickly! What talent!

"You are a banana moon subverting the sun." (generator)

Posted 15 years ago #
graylox
Moderator

Your housemarque looks attractive like Azrael's tear beneath a steel sky.
oldgaminglox

Posted 15 years ago #
maizeydaze
Member

"You are cunning like an underwear salesman's fishing rod in a sculptural air balloon." - maizeydaze

Posted 15 years ago #
Paulga
Member

Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back (generator)

Paulga

Posted 15 years ago #
HOSS
Member

Such meals that you cook! Certainly your kitchen is overrun with pestilence and vermin!

Posted 15 years ago #
HOSS
Member

Never align yourself too much with the Listerine salesman.

Posted 15 years ago #
Paulga
Member

Your presence among us is as welcome as a flatulent person in a lift ( made up )

Paulga

Posted 15 years ago #
maizeydaze
Member

Hey, boys the key words here are "Surrealist" and "Compliments"!

"Bleed me! My memory is fried with your pork!" (generator)

Posted 15 years ago #
Paulga
Member

The shape of your ears is the totality of bedpans in a fit of cholera

Paulga

Posted 15 years ago #
GSM
Member

Thanks for the pic comments! I was about to try another....but I had to have a snooze :)

Maybe I'll give it another go!

"Ah! how the play of light upon your shoulders does bring one to reminisce of fallen lighthorsemen and gaseous trenches." ---generator

Posted 15 years ago #
graylox
Moderator

After your Adventures with Willy Beamish your BloodNet looks prehistoric like Black Cauldron.
oldgaminglox

Posted 15 years ago #
CreamyPretzel
Member

These un-forsaken compliments are blasphemously generated like dry rains upon a colorless cloud-filled anarchy ruled by clone-like non-humanoid artisans. (made up)

Posted 15 years ago #
graylox
Moderator

You attract affluent executives with your Blue Force meanwhile your BioForge darkseeded my Superfrog.
oldgaminglox

Posted 15 years ago #

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