http://justpaste.it/Why_I_wont_use_WindowsPhone
What the guy could have pointed me to was http://support.microsoft.com/kb/2692008
"IMPORTANT As soon as an account locale is associated to a Windows Live ID, it is permanent and cannot be changed."
Great, my liveID is now fubared because Microsoft doesn't understand the difference between Language and Location...
http://windowsphone.uservoice.com/forums/101801-feature-suggestions?cmpid=TWP_10112011_Suggest