AutoInsult is a fun little program that generates insults for you in a variety of styles. It then copies them into the clipboard (as text) so that you can paste them into emails, documents, or wherever else a good insult might be needed. You can also get it to pop-up an insult at regular intervals.
All the word resources are stored in an external file, which allows new dictionaries to be "plugged in". Currently dictionaries in both English and American English are supplied, containing 4 styles (Arabian, Shakespearean, Modern and Mediterranean).
AutoInsult will amuse most people, but may offend others. It is not, however, obscene or vulgar. Additionally, the program starts out with the more offensive styles disabled by default, although these can easily be enabled via the options menu.
Log system events such as startup, shutdown, logon, logoff, lock, unlock, StartScreenSaver and StopScreenSaver.
This is particularly useful for people who need to track their computer usage during the course of a day for billing purposes, where such events are a good indication of the amount of billable time they have spent using the computer.
It is also useful for tracking the usage of a shared computer.