"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
~ Mark Twain
Quote of the Day
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"Work is the curse of the drinking classes"
-Oscar Wilde"I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast"
W.C.FieldsPosted 1 year ago # -
"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living."
~ Jean Kerr
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Mike, again? :)Posted 1 year ago # -
What about "Wine tasters" ?. They make a living out of it alright.
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absminprof - Don't wine tasters spit it out? LOL
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I hear and I forget.
I see and I remember.
I do and I understand.
ConfuciusI do and it ends in total chaos.
mayhemloxPosted 1 year ago # -
The heart has its reasons, of which the mind knows nothing.
-Blaise Pascal
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“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”
-Johnny Depp
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"You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you."
~ Dale Carnegie
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"I smoked but did not inhale"
-You know who
Maizey- somewhat like the wine taster. Drank but did not get drunk
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Douglas Noel AdamsPosted 1 year ago # -
"The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have."
- Leonard Nimoy
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"The only good teachers for you are those friends who love you, who think you are interesting, or very important, or wonderfully funny."
~ Brenda Ueland (1891 - 1986) US writer
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"The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life."
- George Carlin (RIP)
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Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
~W.H. Audin (1907-1973), Poet
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I guess this fits right in here.
"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations."
~Winston Churchill, My Early Life - 1930"Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."
~Dr. Laurence Peter"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."
~ Robert Louis Stevenson"Some families can trace their ancestors back three hundred years, but can't tell you where their children were last night."
~Unknown"As men, we are all equal in the presence of death."
~ Publilius Syrus, Moral Sayings, First Century B.C.Posted 1 year ago # -
"The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them."
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
The above quotes from Will Rogers
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"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget."
~ G. Randolf
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"The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again."
~ Erma Bombeck
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What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?
George Eliot
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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
Andrew S. Tanenbaum
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"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society."
~ Mark Twain
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The word 'silly' derives from the Greek 'selig' meaning 'blessed.' There is something sacred in being able to be silly.
~Paul Persall in The Heart's Code
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What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
ARISTOTLE ( 384-322 B.C. )
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"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
-Mark Twain
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Let’s have a merry journey, and shout about how light is good and dark is not. What we should do is not future ourselves so much. We should now ourselves. “Now thyself” is more important than “know thyself.” Reason is what tells us to ignore the present and live in the future. So all we do is make plans. We think that somewhere there are going to be green pastures. It’s crazy. Heaven is nothing but a grand, monumental instance of future. Listen, now is good. Now is wonderful.
~ Mel Brooks
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Those who restrain their desires, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
~ William Blake
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"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone."
~ Anthony Burgess
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Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.
~ George Washington (1732 - 1799)
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Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become. Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your friend to learn unpleasant things from his enemies; they are ready enough to tell them.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894)
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