Funky, in about 10 or 13 years you will have many nightly hours time to read, when you are not watching your clock or your cell-phone display - waiting....waiting....waiting
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Posted 3 months ago #
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i can't wait!
i'm completely serious.
:DPosted 3 months ago # -
FunkyMama.....You MUST read The Time Traveler's Wife! It's also being made into a movie. You gotta read it before all the press starts, ruining a lot of the plot.
I give my personal guarantee (for what THAT'S worth!) that you will like the book. You will LOVE the book. In fact, if you don't like the book, I will buy it from you!
Buy it. Read it. Love it.
Have I ever steered you wrong before?
Posted 3 months ago # -
A serious minded man was walking down the street one day and came upon a retirement home. He noticed 6 elderly women laying naked in the grass out front. The man being concerned ran into the retirement home and saw the Admin's office to the right and ran in. The lady sitting behind the desk notice that he was very distressed and asked "May I help you?"
The man answered "yes, there are six ladies out front naked, talking to one another laying in the grass and might wonder off".
There's nothing to worry about sir said the lady. This is a retirement home for hookers and they are just having a "Yard Sale".
(Now this thread is just for the men LOL)
Archangel
Posted 3 months ago # -
cute one!
(oops.....am i allowed to comment?)dan- no you have never steered me wrong. i'll check it out. but, if i don't like it you will suffer the wrath of a "woman who has not had the time to read an entire book in 4 years and who just wasted her first whole book on a recommendation from some guy called creamypretzel".
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That was funny, Archangel. Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho.
Posted 3 months ago # -
Well, FunkyLady.....I have never read "The Grapes Of Wrath", but I may suffer "The Wrath Of Funky". Cool.
Posted 3 months ago # -
Men Can Never Win
- If you work too hard, you re not spending enough time with her. If you don't work hard enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
- If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
- If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
- If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
- If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.
- If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
- If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.
- If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you re a slob.
- If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
- If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not, you're not ambitious.
Posted 3 months ago # -
:)
I guess I will never understand women...Nice to have a giggle :
Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce-Edit-
Oops-wrong thread,hope you don't mind...Posted 3 months ago # -
There so true funkymom and you go to the head of the class!!!! LOL
Posted 3 months ago # -
thanks, archangel.
it's not like i wrote it.
i just recognized it's potential, copied and pasted. but, i'm really good at that.
:DPosted 3 months ago # -
I have always problems with housekeeping and organisation,
and again I don't know whether this is the right thread or should it be "free games" ?http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/05/kama_sutra_for_it_people_computer_fetishists-2.html
Posted 3 months ago # -
that's pretty funny, graylox.
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graylox........you fooled me, i clicked to it thinking, ah some ideas, nice one!
Paulga
Posted 3 months ago # -
creamypretzel.......nice one! i think it was "Mattuse Rose" if thats the correct spelling for that nice Rose wine?
Paulga
Posted 3 months ago # -
boyz, you are so silent ? I hope this will recall you to life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGM5GkINMMI
rocklox
Posted 3 months ago # -
graylox.........crazy! mmmmmm very eye catching, especially the cute guy in the pink trousers?
Paulga
Posted 3 months ago # -
His daughter (in the vid) is cuter!!
Posted 3 months ago # -
Archangel..........yep your right! but i would love to see her in those pink trousers?
Paulga
Posted 3 months ago # -
I'd rather see her in my trousers!! LOL
Posted 3 months ago # -
Archangel.......i WOULD like to SEE her, but NOT if i have to go into your trousers?
Paulga
Posted 3 months ago # -
ROTFLMAO I wouldn't want you too either.
Posted 3 months ago # -
graylox........now look what you started?
Paulga
Posted 3 months ago # -
Archangel.......ROTFLMAO ?..........duh? but i bet it is no compliment?
Paulga
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Paulga, ROTFLMAO = http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ROTFLMAO
Posted 3 months ago # -
maizeydaze......thank you, now i am ROTFLMAO !!
Paulga
Posted 3 months ago # -
a present not from me
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=2608750
anonymlox
Posted 3 months ago # -
graylox........"skinalox"......some cars, and did you see that reptile? nice one!
Paulga
Posted 3 months ago # -
I saw the reptile - but You too? What did your Dr. give you, Paul ?
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