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   CreamyPretzel
   

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   Maizeydaze, who I assume is female, has requested that we start a thread on here "for the men". Since I always yearn to keep the ladies satisfied, I decided to do it.

   I think that what the women expect to see on here is all kinds of talk about wrestling, cars, football, guns, mean dogs, hunting, action movies, Nascar, tools, strip clubs, and of course, women.

   I say we leave out the wrestling, cars, football, guns, mean dogs, hunting, action movies, Nascar, tools and strip clubs.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   maizeydaze
   

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   Your assumption is correct. Now, what are you going to put in here?

   Oops! I've already broken my promise! ;D

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   BuBBy
   

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   Dan, you forgot about "Arts and Crafts - using common powertools and sporting equipment" and a series of posts on "Housework: A Mans How To".

   This could be fun.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   funkymom
   

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   ooh! i already feel like i'm in the men's locker room.
   (i'm hoping it's the locker room of a sports team and not the local gym)

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   BuBBy
   

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   I hope you are using your own towel...

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   funkymom
   

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   only at the local gym, if i'm in a sports team's locker room, i could very likely get caught stealing.

   geez-i made myself blush that time.......and i said i don't really blush.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   CreamyPretzel
   

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   Looks like more women may post on here then men. I guess we could always go and take over their "for the women" thread. Actually, I'd rather post over there, as I've never been someone who had a lot of guys as friends, as their discussions were usaually brainless. At least if you are talking to a brainless woman, you can also enjoy the view.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   graylox
   

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   Hallo Boyz, I'm settled back waiting for the show...

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   CreamyPretzel
   

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   The way this thread is going, it may be a loooooong wait.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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    Butch
    

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    Howdy! I'm Butch. I see you got this here man thing. Good! I am real man! Here is a picture of me.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    CreamyPretzel
    

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    Hey Butch!.....When's the due date???

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    RunesageMagik
    

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    My guess, it's either -
    a) the most sympathetic pregnancy in history,
    b) a hiatal hernia run amok,
    c) something that needs to be lanced... and SOON,
    d) or, he's up for a role in Alien 38: "That's no beer bottle, Ripley, it's an arm!"
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=GovCCbXJk3U

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Butch
    

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    Aw! Come on, you guys! That's all muscle. I lift weights, all day long, and morning to night...16 ounces at at time.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    graylox
    

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    Hopefully it's d) I love Aliens, my Universal-Translator got new batteries, so I'm able to understand even Dalienglish, Rune ;)

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    RunesageMagik
    

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    Oh, I see, you ordered one of those 6-Packs for Dummies exercise booklets from that late night colon cleanse/holistic hangnail cure infomercial "doctor" before the FDA shut his scam down?

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Butch
    

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    Mr. Magic, you being funny? I don't get it. I ain't no Dummy, either! Maybe you believe in magic, but I only believe what I see on TV!

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    copmom
    

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    I just had to look in here to see what I might be missing! And as for that picture.. is that the man that was on TV that's pregnant?? That stomach looks like a before and after shot I got in an email. First showed the stomach, and then a picture of SIX babies! Now that's pregnant!

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    HOSS
    

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    OK guys, here is a little game for you:

    http://www.dailyfreegames.com/flash/action-games/smack-the-booty.html

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    Butch
    

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    Hey, there little lady - copmom, I ain't no Peter Pansy man! That belly is bought and paid for...no putting little one through school or nuthin'. Heck, I ain't even got a wife to be bothered with. I guess I'm just lucky!

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    maizeydaze
    

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    Hi Butch. I know of some guys who want advice on how to get a big belly. You might just be the man to teach them. :)

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    CreamyPretzel
    

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    It figures.....two things I DIDN'T mention in the first post above, and they are the things being discussed on here:

    Beer & Bellies.

    This is the reason I'd rather hang out with the women.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    graylox
    

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    Dan, you are welcome

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    funkymom
    

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    where is all the fart talk?

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    copmom
    

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    funkymom.. they just don't talk like that anymore! That's not 'mannish'.. that's for young kids trying to impress people.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    copmom
    

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    Oops! Hoss, I guess that IS just a 'guy game'!

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    scubaguy (R.I.P.)
    

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    The fart talk comes after the conversation about who makes the best chilli.

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    HOSS
    

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    Copmom, Oops.. maybe I should have use the term "men" instead of "guys". I my defense, I was in keeping with the spirit of the thread.

    Also, I don't fart but, I am sometimes near a small dog who does. (or cat, or tree, or rock, whatever is handy to blame it on.)

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    scubaguy (R.I.P.)
    

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    How to get a guy to do more housework.

    http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Health/2008/03/06/men_doing_more_housework_may_get_more_sex/4616/

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    maizeydaze
    

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    Nice to see you again, Scuba. Do you do much housework?

    Posted 3 years ago #
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    copmom
    

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    Hubby helps me with housework, I'm glad to report! He unloads the dishwasher, washer, helps me change the bedding, and even vacuums! What more can I ask?? At first he was so helpful, I finally asked him if he knew something I didn't know, like was I dying or something??

    Posted 3 years ago #

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