Dan, I just read your comment, "Being on the Forums is like being drunk....", as if you were talking from experience! :)
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Archangel, I'm done "man slapping" today. Actually, I've never tried it. I'm really a pacifist.
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Got an idea, how about starting your own "for the men" thread? I promise, I won't look. :)
oh, not me. i'd be all over a "for the men" thread.
;D
Want to learn more about us in a "for the men" thread? LOL Maybe we should but the pic section would have to be off limits. ROTFL
which pic section ? I love pics ;)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/library_of_congress/2423488900/sizes/o/
graylox- that's a great photo. but i think the angel meant something more like this:
what men like
to anyone who might be sensitive:
it's a joke!!!
Funky - ROFL, where did you find this and how ?
For today it was enough "man slapping" gals, coz we all know deep in our souls :
Men are just like angels: extremely attractive, superb, absolutely wonderful, affectionate, caressing and damned full-heartily.................but now, who believes in angels anyway?!?
Last time I believed in angles was just before my final geometry exam. Never again...
graylox-
angle
Angles
angels
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and i know i've posted this before but
lolcats
i can has cheezburger
i get their daily newsletter and i've been collecting them for another forum.
check it out:
another lolcat conversation
which is a continuation of talking through lolanimals
thanks to rune for turning me on to tangler.com.
(i'm bluegirl)
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doh! bubby got his snarky comment in first.
All you ladies heard it... Rune turned Funky on! That's Rune with a capital R. 1-900-RUNESAGE. I accept collect calls. If the line's busy, try again later. :-)
aw rune.....you made me blush.
Ja, now the moment of truth has come, thinking about you BuBBy, makes me dizzy and I see everything in a twisted angle.
can't you make up your mind funky, blush or blue ?
Funky, I can be a such shameless rapscallion... when I'm not blushing from the merciless teasing by others, that is.
FWIW, I haven't been back to Tangler, yet. Not sure what happened to March and April. I must have blinked.
gray- you will find that outside of this forum, i tend to be blue (i have blue in my hair and my daughter's middle name is blue).
i rarely blush.
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rune- i've been having a blast over at tangler. i'm only in 2 public forums there, but i've made a few friends. it is a younger crowd than here, for example one of my tangler buddies is a 17year old swedish boy. but, i enjoy the banter. plus my brother has gotten involved, so we get to hang out even thought he's in boston and i'm in tucson.
Double standard alert! Can you imagine the uproar if I announced that I was having a "blast" with a 17-yo swedish girl??? Why, the Meese Commission would immediately shut that site down, the FBI goons would haul me in for a grueling 24-hr interrogation and a 72-hr psych eval, the press would have a field day dragging my alias through the mud, and the politically correct crowd would be demanding that I forfeit my passport.
you are probably right, but he's really a snotty, snot nosed brat, who happens to be funny and pretty intelligent. and don't forget that the majority of my social life is online, so i have a wide range of pals.
Sad to say, this IS my social life... and, worse, Friday nights have never been so exciting.
tell me about it.
we are fighting through the throngs of people out tonight.
;D
I haven't been reading much that's been posted here, just noticed you are expecting a visitor. Hope that goes smoothly. We're all rooting for ya.
i have a whole week to brood about it, but thanks for the good thoughts.
mating-rituals for the boyz :
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/blog/006-exotic-car-mating-ritual.shtml
oooh, boyz are so nasty!
;D
Maizeydaxe said:
"Got an idea, how about starting your own "for the men" thread?"
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You may think that is a good idea, but somehow I think that a certain percent of the population might take it a DIFFERENT way, if you know what I mean!
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Dan, I never gave that a thought. It could become a interesting and popular thread. :D
Graylox, that site barely scratches the surface of unsafe car mating practices. Everyone thinks it can't happen to their car, but this isn't limited to exotics! Maybe the webmaster will document what happens to regular cars and trucks when they get hopped up on beer and speed and then go off and have unprotected interactions with police cruisers, or engage in rough play with other cars at intersections, or experience a painful bout of coitus interruptus with a brick wall.
It wouldn't be complete without a tutorial on how to remove a car bra with one hand, the proper way to apply a "tonneau cover" that fits like a glove (for truly hygienic protection*), and the dangers of parking under the boardwalk during spring break.
*Factoid: 9 out of 10 car doctors caution that wax along will not stop a car from contracting an STD - Sap, Tar, birdDoo - and that even a heated garage offers only limited protection.
UPDATE: Maizey, I cannot tell a lie. My car's a virgin, a gentle old spinster. Why, she's never even had a fling with another vehicle. People tell me I should trade her in on a younger model, but the new ones are all plastic, with inflatable air bags in all the right places, not to mention very high maintenance.
Rune, what do you drive?
Rune, you know I speak only Denglish/Germisch, will you please translate your answer in plain English for me ?
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that darned cat on the phone. I'm lost and need directions!"
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