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  • Started 10 months ago by VampireRat
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  1. VampireRat
    Member

    This may sound familiar. . .

    I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

    But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table,
    and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. ; ; It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ... Everywhere!

    Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

    And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

    After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

    Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ... quiet, serene and no one demanding their
    rights to a free meal.

    I hope that doesn't happen here.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  2. I like birds....

    mmmmmmm Free Meal....

    DOH.

    Posted 10 months ago # | Login to Send PM
  3. scubaguy
    Member

    Ohhh!! Mannnn!!!! and I just put up a bird feeder last week,why didn't you say something earlier, Tomorrow I'm going out and burn it down !!!

    Posted 10 months ago #
  4. Lockett
    Member

    You should have covered the feeder in glue, then lit the birds on fire. It's really fun, and environmentally safe.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  5. VampireRat
    Member

    It was an analogy. You got it, right?

    Back in the real world, we had a squirrel raiding our bird feeder. So, I threaded a big frying pan lid through the wire (sort of a wide, dome shape), as a squirrel-guard. It worked for a few weeks, then the critter figured out how to tip it up and get under it.

    THEN, I sprayed it with cooking oil. He hit the lid and went air-born to land across the patio in a very confused heap. WISH I'd had a camera!

    Posted 10 months ago #
  6. Lockett
    Member

    >VampireRat

    "It was an analogy. You got it, right?"

    Of course I understood the analogy. It happens to be flawed, though - no amount of comments will ever take the site down, for the simple reason that it's not the site's fault if they have bad games. The people who run the site know that they aren't to blame when people get games like SeeSoar, etc, so why should they care if people don't like the games? Do you think that they like all of the games themselves?

    "Back in the real world, we had a squirrel raiding our bird feeder. So, I threaded a big frying pan lid through the wire (sort of a wide, dome shape), as a squirrel-guard. It worked for a few weeks, then the critter figured out how to tip it up and get under it.

    THEN, I sprayed it with cooking oil. He hit the lid and went air-born to land across the patio in a very confused heap. WISH I'd had a camera!"

    ROFL's my waffles.

    Posted 10 months ago #
  7. VampireRat
    Member

    They could always decide it's not worth the hassles. OTOH, looks like they just leave the Comments section to Bubby et al. BTW, good job on InControl yesterday, Bubby.

    Posted 10 months ago #

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