http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/4488 Giveaway of the Day Forums » Topic: Some Xmas chuckles en-US Sun, 12 Feb 2012 09:56:30 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/4488#post-47999 Wed, 24 Dec 2008 11:27:20 +0000 maizeydaze 47999@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ <p>mmmmmmmmm...<strong>Chocolate!</strong> Thanks dn. Love your site and Merry Humbug back at you! :)<br /> ______________</p> <p>Glad you all liked my small contribution. :D </p> http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/4488#post-47977 Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:14:47 +0000 dnsyl57 47977@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ <p>Hello all! </p> <p>I started the blog as a way to express myself and supposedly keep what is left of my sanity! Writing has become a great outlet for me to be creative and share my life stories, thoughts, opinions, recipes and humour. I make no money from the site - it is all done with freeware. I do have a free hit counter on it and I was checking it earlier this afternoon when I noticed a LOT of new hits. At first, I thought there must have been some kind of an error, as I've never had that many hits in one day - then I came here to the GOTD forums and discovered this thread that watcher13 so kindly started! Thank you watcher13 for posting a link to my little blog! I am glad that you and so many others have enjoyed it! </p> <p>To each and every member/reader of these forums:<br /> May your holiday season be filled with love, peace, health, family, friends and lots of Chocolate!!<br /> Merry Humbug!!!<br /> love dn (aka: dns and dnsyl57) </p> http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/4488#post-47965 Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:38:29 +0000 watcher13 47965@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ <p>And thank you, Maizey. LOL </p> http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/4488#post-47962 Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:12:32 +0000 Paulga 47962@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ <p>Very funny Maizeydaze,....and well put?,...LOL </p> http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/4488#post-47959 Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:05:43 +0000 maizeydaze 47959@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ <p>Nice find Watcher. Thanks. :)<br /> _______________________________________</p> <p>A little Christmas story............</p> <p>One particular Christmas season, a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere.</p> <p>Four of his elves got sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular elves, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.</p> <p>Then Mrs Claus told Santa her mum was coming to visit. This really stressed Santa!<br /> When he went to harness the reindeer he found three of them were<br /> about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.</p> <p>Santa went into the house for a shot of whiskey.<br /> When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the booze, and there was nothing to drink. He went to make a coffee, and in his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. Santa went to get the<br /> broom, only to discover that mice had eaten the straw that it was<br /> made from.</p> <p>Just then, the doorbell rang and he began cussing and swearing on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.</p> <p>The angel said, very cheerfully:<br /> "Merry Christmas, Santa.<br /> Isn't it just a lovely day?<br /> I have a beautiful tree for you.<br /> Isn't it just lovely?<br /> Where would you like me to stick it? "</p> <p>Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. </p> http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/4488#post-47958 Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:17:24 +0000 watcher13 47958@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ <p>Was looking at the websites of some of the posters in the comments section. Some interesting stuff there, including dns' website:<br /> <a href="http://dnsyl57.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">http://dnsyl57.blogspot.com/</a><br /> The latest post is some humorous holiday cartoons. </p>