WOW!

Impossible to lick your elbow? I don't think so..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oZ1csbJPvaU

Uh huu, way more information than we need, want, or even believe, RM. :-)

I don't wanna brag, but my ex petioned the court for sole custody of my tongue. She lost, but if she'd had a better lawyer, I might be talking like ngis ngite ngoww.

Well, for us mere mortals, anyway.... :-)

"It is impossible to lick your elbow."
Are you sure ?

http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/strip.aspx?id=a9b1afaa-1d49-4abc-a8db-f32cd3b2ceef

You're not the only one, Niloy. I'll own up to having tried it myself! LOL

best thread i read all day and got a really good laugth out of it and i admit it i did try to lick my elbow

I dunno, Archangel.... Your mind works in a way that is very questionable..... haha

But glad you got a laugh out of it, a good laugh is hard to come by nowadays! :-)

I needed a good laugh, thanks FreewareFan. BTW I didn't try to lick my elbow but what makes me wonder is what the person was after that discovered he/she couldn't!!!! LOL

Hey FreewareFan,

You really got some good ones there. Here are some state laws that you may not know about:

Alabama:

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Denver Colorado:

The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.

Kansas:

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.

Akron Ohio:

No person shall use, operate or ride a skateboard within the city limits after daylight hours.

Virginia:

No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.

New York:

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

Carmel New York: A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

Texas:

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Wyoming:

It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people's view in a public theater or place of amusement.

New Jersey:

It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.

North Carolina:

It's against the law to sing off key.

lol, too right. I think the box is easily removed though, lol

HA !!!! But it's gotta be rough using the bathroom after all that beer in a suit of armor, yes? :-)

lol you were right I tried right away.

One more to add although it's not as good as yours.

If you are taking an examination the usual rule these days is that you can only take in a bottle of clear water. However there is a little known rule if attending Oxford or Cambridge universities that states that if you wear a full suit of armor you can take as much beer as you want to ensure you are refreshed. Now that would be a laugh as it's never been repealed.

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered i nto the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The per centage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? A. Obsession

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All were invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey

Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year? A. Father's Day

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their ca lendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

AND FINALLY

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

Come on, admit it, you know you tried to, yes? LOL Like I always say, enjoy the journey! :-)