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Giveaway of the Day Forums Tag: video http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Giveaway of the Day Forums Tag: video en Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:58:25 +0000 funkymom on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/10#post-36753 Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:46:10 +0000 funkymom 36753@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him. thank you. maizeydaze on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/10#post-36655 Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:46:57 +0000 maizeydaze 36655@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Women over 60 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and our fat are really good friends. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my pants. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes! Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like... 'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' ......Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat! The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day! Paulga on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/10#post-36270 Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:08:34 +0000 Paulga 36270@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ graylox.........nice one ...aha so you are wandering around my area ....Failte....nice singer,...that Holly. maizeydaze on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/10#post-36238 Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:48:03 +0000 maizeydaze 36238@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ A wealthy business man and his wife are looking through a marriage-help book when his husband turns to his wife. ''It says here that the most important thing in a marriage is honesty. So let's come to grips here. Honey... have you ever cheated on me? I've never cheated on you.'' He saw the twisted look on his wife's face, and trying to supress his anger, he asked: ''How many times? And when?'' The wife responded, ''Well... you know that time when your company was broke, and you couldn't get the landlord to let his pay slide for another month?'' The husband stared. ''You mean you're the one who got him to?'' His wife knodded. The husband thought it over, then sighed. ''I guess that's okay. Any other times?'' ''Well... when you had that heart attack, and the doctor refused to give a heart transplant for the ammount of money we had at the time... I kinda...'' ''Ah, you're the one who made it possible.'' The husband looked honestly relieved. ''Well, that's understandable, you saved my life. Any others?'' She nodded. ''One more.'' The husband leaned forward. ''Well... you remember the time when you were running for president of your company, and you were short by 17 votes...?'' graylox on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/10#post-36217 Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:09:49 +0000 graylox 36217@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ just to push this thread up again and to listen to an amazing girl and because my eyes are so watery and because....hi Phillip ok - I think I need some zzzzzzzzzzzzzz <a href="http://www.lookaroundireland.com/claddaghlegend.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.lookaroundireland.com/claddaghlegend.htm</a> copmom on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/10#post-35868 Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:51:11 +0000 copmom 35868@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Here you go mikerb: <a href="http://www.funtrivia.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.funtrivia.com/</a> mikerb on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/10#post-35857 Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:39:19 +0000 mikerb 35857@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ hmmm, might start a new thread.( last nights jackpot question: where is the artesian sea/basin?)[I won £38] maizey , how can you have a bad memory when you're so quick with word association links? maizeydaze on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/10#post-35856 Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:28:16 +0000 maizeydaze 35856@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ mike, sorry, no. My memory stinks, so I don't do many quizzes. I'll bet funykmom might know of some. :) mikerb on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/10#post-35853 Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:45:12 +0000 mikerb 35853@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ just a normal friday night but with the added feature of a bottle of pinot grigio afterwards. Ive also just remembered that I volunteered to do a pub quiz in 2 weeks time, know any good quiz sites? maizeydaze on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/10#post-35852 Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:22:56 +0000 maizeydaze 35852@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ The morning after? You party last night? mikerb on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-35851 Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:17:00 +0000 mikerb 35851@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ hi maizey, do you women never sleep? I'm not at my best the morning after the night before most of my replies to your post would be modded before they hit the ether so I need a little time to compose an acceptable response maizeydaze on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-35849 Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:55:29 +0000 maizeydaze 35849@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Why do you need a couple of days, mike? LOL mikerb on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-35848 Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:54:31 +0000 mikerb 35848@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ mornin' funkymom, what time is it where you are? give me a few days and I'll come up with a reply to maizey's 20. funkymom on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-35845 Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:30:38 +0000 funkymom 35845@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ those are funny and quite relatable. maizeydaze on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-35780 Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:48:26 +0000 maizeydaze 35780@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ What Women Should Tell Men...But Don't. 1. The reason why our bras don’t always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. 2. The next time you and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim. 3. If we’re watching football with you - it’s not bonding - it’s their butts. 4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie. 5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime. 6. Please don’t drive when you’re not driving. 7. If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn’t ask in bed. 8. The next time you make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts. 9. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of “who’s easy”? 10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don’t care. 11. When you’re not around, I belch loudly, too. 12. We don’t mind if you look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do! 13. When you’re out with us, please wear “our” favorite outfit rather than “yours” - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way. 14. If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. a negative grunt. 15. Don’t insist that we “get off the stupid phone” and then not talk to us. 16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level. 17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily “women’s work”; besides, most of the “dirt” and clutter is yours anyway. 18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then you never want to cook? 19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you. 20. Yes, we know you can probably beat us arm wrestling… however, very few raises or promotions were gained by arm wrestling the boss. funkymom on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-33040 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:58:21 +0000 funkymom 33040@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ gsm- are you saying that you had a "maryann" or that you've been hit with a skillet or both? GSM on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-33013 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:18:36 +0000 GSM 33013@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ The skillet is better suited for eggs & bacon. I learned my lesson good Maizey :) maizeydaze on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-33007 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:08:28 +0000 maizeydaze 33007@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ GSM - What? ;) GSM on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-33006 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:07:14 +0000 GSM 33006@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ oops...I've been there....I mean, I shouldn't be here...I mean.....hehe Paulga on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-32998 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:00:25 +0000 Paulga 32998@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ I like it maizeydaze on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-32950 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:47:44 +0000 maizeydaze 32950@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ He was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolled up magazine. “Ouch!! What was that for?” he asked. “That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it,” she replied. “Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” he explained. “Oh honey, I’m so sorry,” she said. “I should have known there was a good explanation.” Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with an iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came too, he asked, “Now what was that for?” She replied, “Your horse called”. funkymom on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-32318 Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:45:24 +0000 funkymom 32318@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ rofl! copmom on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-32258 Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:19:55 +0000 copmom 32258@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ LOL maizeydaze on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-32220 Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:32:43 +0000 maizeydaze 32220@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, “Don’t take a step further.” She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been. She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again. “Don’t take a step further.” She stops and a car skids past. Then suddenly she hears the voice saying “I am your guardian angel, and I will warn you before something bad happens to you. Now do you have any questions to ask me?” Yes! Shouts the woman, “Just where were you on my wedding day!” Paulga on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-31422 Wed, 28 May 2008 23:15:29 +0000 Paulga 31422@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ temporarylox.........yep i can detect you, a clonealox Paulga ( smile ) Robert on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-31351 Wed, 28 May 2008 17:34:28 +0000 Robert 31351@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ :) maizeydaze on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-31347 Wed, 28 May 2008 16:46:08 +0000 maizeydaze 31347@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ temporarylox - I knew it! ;) <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMenB9Ywh2Q&feature=related">For the Queen</a> temporarylox on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-31346 Wed, 28 May 2008 16:42:54 +0000 temporarylox 31346@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ sometimes even we Ladies of the night are in the mood to relax and listen to the music, sisters get your coffee, sit back and let the music flow : Aziza Mustafa Zadeh - Ladies Of Azerbaijan <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT7D_VF9ii8" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT7D_VF9ii8</a> Robert on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-31288 Wed, 28 May 2008 08:54:14 +0000 Robert 31288@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ :D funkymom on "for the ladies" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2814/page/9#post-31276 Wed, 28 May 2008 07:38:06 +0000 funkymom 31276@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Keeping Fit Grandpa Melvin Cranston was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "I will tell you the secret of my success," he happily cackled. "My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk." And, Grandpa Melvin continued, "Gentlemen, I have been walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now." ---------------------------------------- Alimony Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said. "And, I have decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then, I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."