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Giveaway of the Day Forums » Tag: pun - Recent Posts http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/tags/pun Giveaway of the Day Forums » Tag: pun - Recent Posts en-US Sun, 12 Feb 2012 06:46:09 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 notblocklox on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-85990 Thu, 02 Dec 2010 11:26:36 +0000 notblocklox 85990@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ <a href="http://www.picdepict.com/"><img src="http://www.picdepict.com/images/49980277092825379590.jpg"></a> notblocklox on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-85872 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 03:43:26 +0000 notblocklox 85872@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ <a href="http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9644">Do not push the red button</a> Take my advice: don't push that da*n button... Whiterabbit-uk on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-85769 Sat, 27 Nov 2010 11:20:21 +0000 Whiterabbit-uk 85769@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ :) Nice to see this back on the front page. I must resurrect the what is this thread again as well. Just been too busy (well, if you can call playing games to distract myself busy) recently to have the time. notblocklox on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-85763 Sat, 27 Nov 2010 05:28:38 +0000 notblocklox 85763@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ <a href="http://www.picdepict.com/"><img src="http://www.picdepict.com/images/03806326121185747710.jpg"></a> . <a href="http://music-duplicate-remover.idea.informer.com/proj/?mod=one&ia=10666" rel="nofollow">http://music-duplicate-remover.idea.informer.com/proj/?mod=one&ia=10666</a> Inas on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-82230 Wed, 01 Sep 2010 05:00:10 +0000 Inas 82230@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Riddle - why did the lady go outdoors with her purse open? Answer: Because she expected some change in the weather - ha, ha, ha....hyuk, hyuk, hyuk......funny, funny, funny. copmom on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-82210 Tue, 31 Aug 2010 14:46:00 +0000 copmom 82210@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Well.. for some reason the print on those leaflets and labels are getting smaller and smaller, and that's WITH glasses. Now I also keep a magnifying glass handy so I can read them! Whiterabbit-uk on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-82209 Tue, 31 Aug 2010 12:55:22 +0000 Whiterabbit-uk 82209@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ haha that was great. :0 Exactly how i feel as well. :) Robert on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-82206 Tue, 31 Aug 2010 12:01:43 +0000 Robert 82206@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Yep it sure does look like some sort of conspiracy,BK ! Try figuring out some of the food labels and reading medicine leaflets... Either they're running out of paper or they don't want us to know.LOL. And if you figured them out somehow..you sometimes wish you hadn't. :) Buckleysmom on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-82182 Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:43:19 +0000 Buckleysmom 82182@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ I received this in an email today....I'm so glad someone besides me has finally noticed this! We Must Stop This Immediately! Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become! And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am a lip reader? I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me. I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection.well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be! Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror. Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices? The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually believe the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling? I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there! All I can do is pass along this warning: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities. Inas on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-76671 Mon, 10 May 2010 01:54:12 +0000 Inas 76671@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Wedding Vows video is very funny indeed - thanks for sharing, Robert. Buckleysmom on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-76661 Sun, 09 May 2010 20:47:31 +0000 Buckleysmom 76661@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Robert.....now THAT is funny!!!! Good one! Thanks for sharing. Rox Robert on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-76658 Sun, 09 May 2010 18:06:16 +0000 Robert 76658@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ <a href="http://www.flixxy.com/wedding-ceremony.htm">The wedding vows.... elegant, beautiful, solemn... but... every once in a while.... </a> (I bet you will be smiling too) Robert on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-76650 Sun, 09 May 2010 15:51:59 +0000 Robert 76650@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Lol.That must be the laziest cat I've ever seen... notblocklox on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-76649 Sun, 09 May 2010 15:40:10 +0000 notblocklox 76649@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ <a href="//www.flixxy.com/seagull-and-cat.htm"">That's the problem with cats today. They're too sleepy and adorable.</a> Paul F. Quantum AKA "The Dragon" on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-76326 Sun, 02 May 2010 18:06:56 +0000 Paul F. Quantum AKA "The Dragon" 76326@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Some comic relief from the province of Quebec: Toyota Prius and the Hybrid stopping <a href="http://ygreck.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5dd653ef0120a867088f970b-popup">http://ygreck.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5dd653ef0120a867088f970b-popup</a> The Quebec health care system ( On the bottom right, it says, start here, Good Luck ) <a href="http://ygreck.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5dd653ef01310f827c1c970c-popup">http://ygreck.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5dd653ef01310f827c1c970c-popup</a> Quebec Prime Minister Charest struggling to keep his new year's resolutions <a href="http://ygreck.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5dd653ef0120a79e31f6970b-popup">http://ygreck.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5dd653ef0120a79e31f6970b-popup</a> And finally Johnny Hallyday hospitalized in the U.S.A. <a href="http://ygreck.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5dd653ef01287645f4fc970c-popup">http://ygreck.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5dd653ef01287645f4fc970c-popup</a> ====================================================================================================== Those are all by artist Ygreck (which means the letter "Y" pronounced in French) You can view more here: <a href="http://ygreck.typepad.com/">http://ygreck.typepad.com/</a> (The site is in French) ====================================================================================================== This will be all for me at this location (Mirabel) as I am moving to the North (La Malbaie) on Monday ( A 435 km (270 Miles) trip ) I should be back online Wednesday! HOSS on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-76323 Sun, 02 May 2010 15:19:13 +0000 HOSS 76323@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Ramblings of a Retired Mind * I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think. * You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway. * I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans! * I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.' * I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust'. * I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers! * When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!' * Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'A Good Doctor'! * Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail? Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures! * I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals. * As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve. copmom on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-75535 Sun, 11 Apr 2010 12:31:54 +0000 copmom 75535@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ I've been shredding old files and paperwork from the 1990's and you should see all the receipts I've found for all the old programs, games, and clip art that I paid good money for! Yikes! Still have most all of them on small floppies. What am I saving all that 'stuff' for? wizzard_of_ozz2004 on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-75531 Sun, 11 Apr 2010 12:03:28 +0000 wizzard_of_ozz2004 75531@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ haha that comic is perfect for rabbit....oh if his wife only knew some of the stuff he's bought... notblocklox on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-75514 Sun, 11 Apr 2010 04:00:28 +0000 notblocklox 75514@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ <a href="http://www.picdepict.com/"><img src="http://www.picdepict.com/images/52803187167639624214.jpg"></a> <a href="http://www.boardgamegeek.com/image/682688/aldie" rel="nofollow">http://www.boardgamegeek.com/image/682688/aldie</a> notblocklox on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-75408 Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:25:58 +0000 notblocklox 75408@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ <a href="http://www.picdepict.com/"><img src="http://www.picdepict.com/images/60233588303875829228.jpg"></a> notblocklox on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-75407 Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:25:08 +0000 notblocklox 75407@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Some of us are missing a chit-chat forum, this is just one of many :) Let's reactivate them. Scanning through this thread, I had to LOL and ROFL all the afternoon. Some of our friends are gone. So is Bobby, I miss her jokes; hopefully she has a happier time now. graylox Bobby on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-65580 Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:54:47 +0000 Bobby 65580@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ The Toughest Road Surface Of Them All A piece of road walks into a bar and declares to all its occupants: "I'm the hardest bit of bitumen in the whole of this town!" The piano player stops and the bar goes deadly silent. After a brief pause, all eyes drop, the pianist returns to playing and the piece of road saunters up to the bar and orders a beer. At that precise moment, in walks a piece of freeway which says: "I'm the hardest bit of bitumen in the whole country and I'll take you on!" The tension mounts, other drinkers scatter and take cover. The two braggarts stood, staring at each other, for what seemed like an eternity. Once again, the door opens and, into the middle of the stand-off, walks a strange-looking piece of coloured bitumen with a blue stripe. Suddenly, the stand-off is forgotten! The now-sheepish braggarts turn their backs to the door, sit down at the bar and stare quietly into their drinks. The bartender sidles up to them and asks what the problem is. "Shhhh!", says the freeway, "Watch what you say, that guy's a real cycle path." Inas on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-62622 Fri, 21 Aug 2009 03:46:00 +0000 Inas 62622@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ As quoted from <a href="http://ahajokes.com/ethnic29.html">AhaJokes.com Site</a> "Learning Chinese terms-Crash Course in Speaking Chinese Chinese Phrase English Translation" Ai Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu Yu Hai Ding: We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive Jan Ne Ka Sun: A former late night talk show host Kum Hia: Approach me Lao Ze Sho: Gilligan's Island Lao Ze: Not very good Lin Ching: An illegal execution Moon Lan Ding: A great achievement of the American space program Ne Ahn: A lighting fixture used in advertising signs Shai Gai: A bashful person Tai Ne Bae Be: A premature infant Tai Ne Po Ne: A small horse Ten Ding Ba: Serving drinks to people Wan Bum Lung: A person with T.B. Yu Mai Te Tan: Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you Wa Shing Kah: Cleaning an automobile Wai So Dim: Are you trying to save electricity? Wai U Shao Ting: There is no reason to raise your voice Buckleysmom on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-62614 Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:11:46 +0000 Buckleysmom 62614@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ I did not hit you.....I simply high-fived your face. -------------------------------- Some people are like Slinkies, they're really good for nothing.... but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. notblocklox on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-62123 Sat, 15 Aug 2009 04:41:18 +0000 notblocklox 62123@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Oh yes, I really could use a laugh, and this was a very good laugh. Thanks, Nola! NolafromNZ on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-62114 Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:59:05 +0000 NolafromNZ 62114@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ I just found this on the Make Use Of site, credited to utdallas.edu. Error Messages From Japan: Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in Japan, where they are written in Haiku. Aren't these better than, "your computer has performed an illegal operation"? ....................................................... The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist. ------------------------------------------------- Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. ------------------------------------------------- Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. ------------------------------------------------- Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. ------------------------------------------------- Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. ------------------------------------------------- Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. ------------------------------------------------- Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. ------------------------------------------------- A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. ------------------------------------------------- Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. ------------------------------------------------- I really wish I could see some of these error messages, I'd at least get a laugh while gnashing my teeth and groaning in despair, lol. watcher13 on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/24#post-62011 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:28:27 +0000 watcher13 62011@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ I KNEW they were coming for me! I HAVE TO RUN! Great stuff, LeKanaw! LeKanaw on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/24#post-61992 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:54:41 +0000 LeKanaw 61992@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ Hello :*) My little contribution <a href="http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2009-08-11-n87.html" rel="nofollow">http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2009-08-11-n87.html</a> The fact it was filmed at GG's makes it funnier. Your entries are always great BK!! Peace notblocklox on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/24#post-61560 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:14:11 +0000 notblocklox 61560@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ :):):) sorry, BK, but it's too hot today to write a Thank you! Robert on "Could You Use A Laugh?" http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/24#post-61547 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:34:13 +0000 Robert 61547@http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/ LOL.Thanks for sharing,BK !