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		<title>Giveaway of the Day Forums &#187; User Favorites: scubaguy</title>
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			<title>Terri218 on "Old codger or just medically downgraded???"</title>
			<link>https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/3577/page/4#post-582309</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2020 13:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><p>Whiterabbit I am so sorry that you&#39;ve had to go through all of this. Of course if you hadn&#39;t, we might not have had your wonderful presence on this forum.
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			<title>Lester (Chip) on "Old codger or just medically downgraded???"</title>
			<link>https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/3577/page/4#post-582300</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2020 13:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Lester (Chip)</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>Thanks for the update WR. I also have been looking at old threads. It&#39;s like a time capsule of sorts. Seeing all the old posts from many no longer with us. Surprised these forums have lasted this long and hopefully will continue.
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			<title>mikiem2 on "Old codger or just medically downgraded???"</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2020 20:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><p>In a more altruistic vein, there’s Hope that someday what happened to you won&#39;t happen to so many other people… </p>
<p>What happened to you was in great part a result of incompetence, worsened by institutional favoritism towards wealthy corporations, investors, and individuals. Worldwide, populations are starting to vent their frustrations. NOT taking Anything away from the Black Lives Matter &#38; related protests, the underlying issues are anything but new. Very many feel that it’s finally taken hold because of all these other frustrations that have been building, that people have finally taken a good look and the majority [~60% according to polls] said, ya know, they’re right. </p>
<p>People have been increasingly dissatisfied with healthcare industries that are less culpable for misdeeds than the average auto repair shop. In many countries, bumbling missteps during this pandemic have only amplified our concerns, bringing them front and center. In the US there’s been a litany of mistakes, but just one, the prominent campaign to Not Wear masks, born out of fear that hospitals wouldn’t have enough – and not publicly countered anywhere by any medical authorities or experts – is particularly tragic. Published studies say wearing a mask reduces spread by up to 85%, and while non-medical face coverings are not as effective, if you estimate a 50% reduction, that would have meant saving over 60,000 lives just in the US! <em>[I’m staying away from the political aspects -- people in the middle, not the extremes, are upset and worried about this stuff regardless their political leanings.]</em></p>
<p>Our legal systems are in as bad if not worse shape. It was decades ago that TV shows became popular, teaching us that it was the quality, the ability of the lawyer that determined the outcome in any court case. And that of course means lots of money to hire these legal masterminds. In the US at least, stories about bad &#38;/or biased judges have been popular for well over a century, e.g. hanging judges in the wild west. In the US it’s gotten to the point that the political parties advertise that if they’re in office, they’ll appoint judges biased to their perspectives. Which is all to say that the vast majority of people truly believe that money talks when it comes to justice, as seen by the insurance company tying your case up for years – as seen by the lack of justice when it comes to the poorest communities and people of color in the US. There’s really no excuse for either.</p>
<p>Life has changed for all of us – the pandemic made sure of that. And the popular sentiment revealed by the protests makes clear that we won’t blindly accept a return to the exact same pre-pandemic normal. That doesn’t mean drastic changes overnight, no matter how much some people say that’s the only way forward. But it does mean change – how much change is yet to be determined, in part by if a vaccine to the virus works, which is uncertain… there’s zero scientific evidence that we can become immune, &#38; if so, for how long.
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			<title>Whiterabbit-uk on "Old codger or just medically downgraded???"</title>
			<link>https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/3577/page/4#post-582287</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2020 13:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><p>I was looking through some of my old private messages to see if there were any I could delete because  my inbox was full. This prompted me to look through some old threads I&#39;d started  and consequently I came across this old thread that was last added to a decade ago.   After a little thought I decided  to add an  update   as  a lot happened after  posting  my  medical woes.</p>
<p>Following the confirmation that my back had been broken in  that accident, now almost 15 years ago, I decided to take legal action against the woman who had caused the accident.    I was quite shocked when her insurance company contacted me to inform me that  if there was any settlement i would only get 50% of the compensation becasue   according to their records,   I was  partly to blame for the accident.  I contacted them  to ask why they thought this becasue I was hit from behind while cycling to work. I&#39;d been in the correct lane and had  been doing everything a cyclist should do  when  on a dangerous  interchange.  I was informed that  the lady who had hit me had reported to her insurance that I&#39;d  moved across from an inside lane to  the central lane and she had been unable to avoid me.   I  replied informing them   of and  sending a  copy of  the police report that   indicated that  the defendant i.e. the woman who had hit me, had reported   not seeing me  at the time of the accident, so i pointed out to the insurance that  how could she   report that I  crossed over lanes when she&#39;d said at the time that she hadn&#39;t seen me.  </p>
<p>Several years later I was in conversation  via Team Speak with a good online friend who I&#39;d met  via this site.  Sadly he passed away back in 2013 following chemotherapy for a slow growing cancer (that the doctor had said would take  upwards of 30 years to kill him, but had still advised he  undergo chemo&#39;); the chemicals they  used  damaged his heart and he died following a heart attack a few months  after stopping the chemo&#39;.  He was a pharmacist and after a particular discussion we had  talked about regarding our  medical issues (we invariably talked about them in the early days), he said I think  from what you have said that you are  not producing some important hormones (that turned out to be Cortisol, Growth Hormone and Testosterone) and he suggested that I should get my bloods tested, which I did.  By this time I&#39;d been  seen by  several different specialists because that accident had left me with  lot of medical issues; some of which to this day have still not been resolved.  Anyway, it transpired that I wasn&#39;t producing three particular hormones which incidentally are  produced in the Pituitary  located in the brain.   Oddly I wasn&#39;t informed of the results and  nothing was  done about this following the tests, so things continued onward. I was  seeing  a pain management specialist who had been employed by my solicitor as part of our defense against the defendants (by this time I&#39;d been told that I must involve the NHS in the legal case as it was they who had sent me home with no treatment and  therefor were complicit in many of the issues I was now suffering).    While being examined by the pain specialist, she noticed  the   results of my blood tests and was shocked that nothing had been  actioned.  As I was seeing her privately she immediately booked an appointment with a colleague of hers, who was an endocrinologist. The following week I went to see her and she immediately took more bloods and got the results in less than half an hour. From those results she said I wasn&#39;t producing three important hormones. She then sent me for an MRI and before I left the private hospital four hours later I&#39;d been informed that I had  received some brain damage  at the time of the accident (something I&#39;d always believed myself, but no doctor had  listened). Part of the damage was located around the pituitary gland, which explained the  almost total absence of those hormones (Growth hormone is important for  the repair of  damaged  cells   as well as healthy muscle, how our bodies collect fat, the ratio of high density to low density lipoproteins in our cholesterol levels and bone density. In addition, growth hormone is needed for normal brain function.   Testosterone, which apart from its obvious  effect on libido is also important for the regulation of  bone mass, fat distribution, muscle mass and strength, and the production of red blood cells. also    cortisol, which is an important hormone that regulates a wide range of vital processes throughout the body, including metabolism and the immune response. It also has a very important role in helping the body respond to stress.  I now have to take various drugs and inject myself with  growth hormone every day for the rest of my life.  </p>
<p>We were almost at the end of my legal case when I&#39;d received this new information. I discussed  this with my solicitor and was told that if they entered the new information into the   legal case it would almost certainly  extend the case  for a minimum of another 3 to 4 years. We&#39;d been  fighting already for several years and were dog tired of all the  consultations I&#39;d had to attend on behalf of the defendants who were trying their best to  mitigate the  compensation.  They even searched right back to my teenage years  (1970&#39;s)to see if I&#39;d had any back injuries that they could then say were the actual  injuries I was  claiming for; so I decided not to include the brain damage in the claim despite it  being a significant injury and would potentially double the compensation I would eventually  receive.    Two years ater  we were finally approaching  the  time when a court date would be  announced.  At the same time  a beautiful bungalow   in a perfect spot  came  on the market.  We had been looking at bungalows for a couple of years, but  they tended to be  a lot more than  a traditional  two-story  detached home and also way out of our budget at the time. (The cheapest we had seen was approaching (£600 000/$900 000 - exchange rates at the time were hovering around $1.5 to the pound), so I decided to accept the last offer they had made  a few months previously.  The Queens Council that was representing me advised me to carry on as he reckoned even without the head injury  being counted he would get another 50% on top of the   offer they had made.  However, the bungalow was  selling for  significantly less than all  the others we had seen (£425000), so I decided to   accept and immediately put an offer on the bungalow.  We moved into that bungalow  several months later.  </p>
<p>Recently I was seeing another sleep specialist as the sleep apnoea had become   worse.  My previous interactions with the sleep service had   been  of little use. They had confirmed that I was suffering from  sleep apnoea, but they had determined  from some sleep studies where I&#39;d had to stay at the hospital wired up to loads of monitors that it was only mild, so I was discharged with no treatment.  On my  latest visits  they have now  changed their diagnosis and I&#39;ve been  prescribed CPAP, which I&#39;m hoping will help.  I&#39;ve yet to receive the equipment.  One surprising outcome from this latest consultation was that  I was told that it was almost certain  the injury to my brain that was causing  this central sleep apnoea.</p>
<p>Apart from the above  everything is hunky dory.  :)
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			<title>Inas on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 04:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Inas</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>I&#39;m glad you liked it, Mammy Suzy...<br />
There&#39;s more where that came from.
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			<link>https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/26#post-161363</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 03:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mammy Suzy</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>Good one Inas. </p>
<p>Hoping for some &#34;change&#34; too.<br />
Very windy here. Enough to strip a bull of his horns.
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			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 03:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Inas</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>...Edited...</p>
<p>A Riddle.....</p>
<p>Why did the lady go outside with her purse open?<br />
She was hoping for some change in the weather.
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			<title>Mammy Suzy on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
			<link>https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/26#post-161347</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 01:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mammy Suzy</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>A neutron walks into a bar and asks:<br />
How much for a drink?<br />
The barman replied;<br />
For you, NO CHARGE...
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			<title>Inas on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 16:26:24 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Inas</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>Hi all, this is one of my favorites. Enjoy!</p>
<p><strong>SENIORS ARE A TREASURE</strong></p>
<p>Remember, old folks are worth a fortune,<br />
With silver in their hair, gold in their teeth,<br />
Stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet,<br />
And gas in their stomachs.</p>
<p>I have become older since I last saw you<br />
And a few changes have come into my life.<br />
Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal...<br />
I am seeing five gentlemen every day.</p>
<p>As soon as I wake up,<br />
Will Power helps me out of bed,<br />
After which I go to see John.<br />
Later Charlie Horse comes along<br />
And he takes a lot of my time and attention.<br />
After that Arthur Ritis shows up<br />
And stays the rest of the day.<br />
He doesn&#39;t like to stay in one place very long,<br />
So he takes me from joint to joint.<br />
After such a busy day I&#39;m really tired<br />
And glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.<br />
What a life!!!</p>
<p>P.S. The preacher called the other day<br />
And said at my age I should be thinking<br />
About the hereafter. I told him,<br />
&#34;Oh, I do that all the time.<br />
No matter where I am--in the parlour,<br />
Kitchen, upstairs, or down in the basement--<br />
I ask myself, &#39;What am I here after?&#39;&#34;</p>
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			<title>Mammy Suzy on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 11:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mammy Suzy</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>Divert your course<br />
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<p>This is the actual radio conversation of US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.</p>
<p>Radio conversation released by chief of naval operations. 10/10/95.</p>
<p>CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.</p>
<p>AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a<br />
           collision.</p>
<p>CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to<br />
           avoid a collision.</p>
<p>AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.</p>
<p>CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.</p>
<p>AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the<br />
           United States Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three<br />
           Cruisers and enormous support vessels.<br />
           I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north.<br />
           I say again, that&#39;s one-five degrees north or counter-measures will be<br />
           undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.</p>
<p>CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call...
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			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 11:21:34 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mammy Suzy</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>I have one for you;</p>
<p>This is the story of four people named:</p>
<p>Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.</p>
<p>There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.</p>
<p>Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.</p>
<p>Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.</p>
<p>Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody&#39;s job.</p>
<p>Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody would&#39;nt do it.</p>
<p>Ultimately, Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 11:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mammy Suzy</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>You,ve got good ones guys. Very entertaining.
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			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 11:26:36 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>notblocklox</dc:creator>
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			<title>notblocklox on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 03:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>notblocklox</dc:creator>
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			<description><p><a href="http://links.giveawayoftheday.com/i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm%3Flink_id%3D9644">Do not push the red button</a></p>
<p>Take my advice: don&#39;t push that da*n button...
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			<title>Whiterabbit-uk on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
			<link>https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-85769</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Nov 2010 11:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Whiterabbit-uk</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>:)  Nice to see this back on the front page.  I must resurrect the   what is this   thread again as well.  Just been too busy (well, if you can call  playing games to distract myself busy) recently to   have the time.
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			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Nov 2010 05:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>notblocklox</dc:creator>
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<p><a href="http://links.giveawayoftheday.com/music-duplicate-remover.idea.informer.com/proj%2F%3Fmod%3Done%26ia%3D10666">http://music-duplicate-remover.idea.informer.com/proj/?mod=one&#38;ia=10666</a>
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			<title>Inas on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 05:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Inas</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>Riddle - why did the lady go outdoors with her purse open?  Answer: Because she expected some change in the weather - ha, ha, ha....hyuk, hyuk, hyuk......funny, funny, funny.
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			<title>copmom on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 14:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><p>Well.. for some reason the print on those leaflets and labels are getting smaller and smaller, and that&#39;s WITH glasses.  Now I also keep a magnifying glass handy so I can read them!
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			<title>Whiterabbit-uk on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 12:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Whiterabbit-uk</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>haha that was  great.  :0  Exactly how i feel as well.  :)
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			<title>Robert on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 12:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>Yep it sure does look like some sort of conspiracy,BK !<br />
Try figuring out some of the food labels and reading medicine leaflets...<br />
Either they&#39;re running out of paper or they don&#39;t want us to know.LOL.<br />
And if you figured them out somehow..you sometimes wish you hadn&#39;t.<br />
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			<title>Buckleysmom on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><p>I received this in an email today....I&#39;m so glad someone besides me has finally noticed this!</p>
<p>We  Must Stop This  Immediately! Have you noticed that stairs are<br />
getting steeper.  Groceries  are heavier.  And,  everything is farther<br />
away.  Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was  dumbfounded to<br />
discover  how long    our  street had become! And,  you know, people<br />
are less considerate now,  especially the young ones.  They speak  in<br />
whispers  all  the time!  If you ask them to speak up they just keep<br />
repeating themselves, endlessly  mouthing the same silent  message<br />
until  they&#39;re red in the face!  What do they  think I am a lip  reader?</p>
<p>I  also think they are much younger than I was at  the same age.  On<br />
the other hand, people my  own age are so  much older than  I am.  I<br />
ran into an old friend the other  day and she has aged so much that<br />
she didn&#39;t  even recognize me.<br />
I  got to thinking about the poor dear while I was  combing my hair<br />
this morning, and in doing so, I  glanced at my own reflection.well,<br />
REALLY NOW - even  mirrors are  not made the way they used to  be!<br />
Another  thing, everyone drives  so fast these  days!  You&#39;re risking<br />
life and limb if you  happen to pull onto the freeway in front of<br />
them.  All I can say is, their brakes must  wear out awfully fast, the<br />
way I see  them screech  and swerve in  my rear view mirror.<br />
Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days.  Why else<br />
would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or<br />
20?  Do they think no one notices? The people who make bathroom<br />
scales are pulling the same prank.  Do they think I actually<br />
believe the number I see on that  dial?  HA!  I would never let<br />
myself weigh that much!  Just who do these people think they&#39;re<br />
fooling? I&#39;d  like to call up someone in authority to report  what&#39;s<br />
going on -- but the telephone  company is  in on the conspiracy too:<br />
they&#39;ve printed the  phone books in such small    type that no one<br />
could ever find a number in  there!</p>
<p>All I can do is pass along this warning:  </p>
<p>WE  ARE UNDER  ATTACK!<br />
Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to<br />
suffer these awful indignities.
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			<title>Inas on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
			<link>https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-76671</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 01:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><p>Wedding Vows video is very funny indeed - thanks for sharing, Robert.
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			<title>Buckleysmom on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 20:47:31 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Buckleysmom</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>Robert.....now THAT is funny!!!!  Good one! Thanks for sharing.<br />
Rox
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			<title>Robert on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
			<link>https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-76658</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 18:06:16 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
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			<description><p><a href="http://links.giveawayoftheday.com/flixxy.com/wedding-ceremony.htm">The wedding vows.... elegant, beautiful, solemn... but... every once in a while....  </a><br />
(I bet you will be smiling too)
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			<title>Robert on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
			<link>https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-76650</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 15:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>Lol.That must be the laziest cat I&#39;ve ever seen...
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			<title>notblocklox on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
			<link>https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-76649</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 15:40:10 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>notblocklox</dc:creator>
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			<description><p><a href="//www.flixxy.com/seagull-and-cat.htm&#34;">That&#39;s the problem with cats today. They&#39;re too sleepy and adorable.</a>
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			<title>Quantum Dragon on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
			<link>https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-76326</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 18:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Quantum Dragon</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>Some comic relief from the province of Quebec:</p>
<p>Toyota Prius and the Hybrid stopping</p>
<p><a href="http://links.giveawayoftheday.com/ygreck.typepad.com/.a%2F6a00d8341c5dd653ef0120a867088f970b-popup">http://ygreck.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5dd653ef0120a867088f970b-popup</a></p>
<p>The Quebec health care system ( On the bottom right, it says, start here, Good Luck )</p>
<p><a href="http://links.giveawayoftheday.com/ygreck.typepad.com/.a%2F6a00d8341c5dd653ef01310f827c1c970c-popup">http://ygreck.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5dd653ef01310f827c1c970c-popup</a></p>
<p>Quebec Prime Minister Charest struggling to keep his new year&#39;s resolutions</p>
<p><a href="http://links.giveawayoftheday.com/ygreck.typepad.com/.a%2F6a00d8341c5dd653ef0120a79e31f6970b-popup">http://ygreck.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5dd653ef0120a79e31f6970b-popup</a></p>
<p>And finally Johnny Hallyday hospitalized in the U.S.A.</p>
<p><a href="http://links.giveawayoftheday.com/ygreck.typepad.com/.a%2F6a00d8341c5dd653ef01287645f4fc970c-popup">http://ygreck.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5dd653ef01287645f4fc970c-popup</a></p>
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<p>Those are all by artist Ygreck (which means the letter &#34;Y&#34; pronounced in French)</p>
<p>You can view more here: <a href="http://links.giveawayoftheday.com/ygreck.typepad.com/">http://ygreck.typepad.com/</a> (The site is in French)</p>
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<p>This will be all for me at this location (Mirabel) as I am moving to the North (La Malbaie) on Monday ( A 435 km (270 Miles) trip )</p>
<p>I should be back online Wednesday!
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			<title>HOSS on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
			<link>https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-76323</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 15:19:13 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>HOSS</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>Ramblings of a Retired Mind</p>
<p>    *   I  was thinking  about how a status symbol of today is those cell<br />
phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can&#39;t afford<br />
one.  So, I&#39;m wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my<br />
hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I   think.<br />
    *   You know, I spent a  fortune on deodorant before I realized that<br />
people didn&#39;t like me anyway.<br />
    *   I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands<br />
on beer cans!<br />
* I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is &#39;when you<br />
still have something on  the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce<br />
it.&#39;<br />
    *   I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call<br />
it &#39;Pumping Rust&#39;.<br />
    *   I&#39;ve gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That&#39;s when your chest<br />
is falling into your drawers!<br />
    *   When people see a cat&#39;s litter box, they always say, &#39;Oh, have you<br />
got a cat?&#39; Just once I want to say, &#39;No, it&#39;s for company!&#39;<br />
    *   Employment application  blanks always ask who is to be notified in<br />
case of an emergency. I  think you should write, &#39;A Good Doctor&#39;!<br />
    *   Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What<br />
are we supposed to do...write to these men?  Why don&#39;t they just put their<br />
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while<br />
they deliver the mail? Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking<br />
their pictures!<br />
    *   I was thinking about how  people seem to read the Bible a whole lot<br />
more as they get older.  Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for<br />
their finals.<br />
    *   As for me, I&#39;m just hoping God grades on the curve.
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			<title>copmom on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
			<link>https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-75535</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 12:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>copmom</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>I&#39;ve been shredding old files and paperwork from the 1990&#39;s and you should see all the receipts I&#39;ve found for all the old programs, games, and clip art that I paid good money for!  Yikes!  Still have most all of them on small floppies.  What am I saving all that &#39;stuff&#39; for?
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			<title>wizzard_of_ozz2004 on "Could You Use A Laugh?"</title>
			<link>https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/topic/2541/page/25#post-75531</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 12:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>wizzard_of_ozz2004</dc:creator>
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			<description><p>haha that comic is perfect for rabbit....oh if his wife only knew some of the stuff he&#39;s bought...
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