I'm glad you liked it, Mammy Suzy...
There's more where that came from.

Good one Inas.

Hoping for some "change" too.
Very windy here. Enough to strip a bull of his horns.

...Edited...

A Riddle.....

Why did the lady go outside with her purse open?
She was hoping for some change in the weather.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks:
How much for a drink?
The barman replied;
For you, NO CHARGE...

Hi all, this is one of my favorites. Enjoy!

SENIORS ARE A TREASURE

Remember, old folks are worth a fortune,
With silver in their hair, gold in their teeth,
Stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet,
And gas in their stomachs.

I have become older since I last saw you
And a few changes have come into my life.
Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal...
I am seeing five gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me out of bed,
After which I go to see John.
Later Charlie Horse comes along
And he takes a lot of my time and attention.
After that Arthur Ritis shows up
And stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,
So he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day I'm really tired
And glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!!!

P.S. The preacher called the other day
And said at my age I should be thinking
About the hereafter. I told him,
"Oh, I do that all the time.
No matter where I am--in the parlour,
Kitchen, upstairs, or down in the basement--
I ask myself, 'What am I here after?'"

(author unknown)

Divert your course
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This is the actual radio conversation of US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.

Radio conversation released by chief of naval operations. 10/10/95.

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a
collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to
avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the
United States Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three
Cruisers and enormous support vessels.
I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north.
I say again, that's one-five degrees north or counter-measures will be
undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call...

I have one for you;

This is the story of four people named:

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.

Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody would'nt do it.

Ultimately, Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

You,ve got good ones guys. Very entertaining.

Do not push the red button

Take my advice: don't push that da*n button...

:) Nice to see this back on the front page. I must resurrect the what is this thread again as well. Just been too busy (well, if you can call playing games to distract myself busy) recently to have the time.

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http://music-duplicate-remover.idea.informer.com/proj/?mod=one&ia=10666

Copmom, I like the Gemini and others screensavers, but find when they are running my computer's fan runs really fast. When the screensaver stops running, the fan runs normal, again. Because of that I don't use screensavers on my computer, which is a several-years-old Compaq, running Windows XP SP3.

Having said that, for our desktop backgrounds we like to use photos we've taken of our horses, ourselves with the horses, and the pictures that came on the computer. (Hmm...has a lightbulb moment, here)...instead of the generic Windows XP screensaver, can use the same photos as for background (duh!...smacks forehead...lol)

Personally I think the best screen saver to use is all of the photos (jpegs, etc.) stored on your computer. We take pictures install them on our machines and forget them. Using them as an every changing screen saver recaptures the memories of what you have stored!

promytius, advising/suggesting to people not to download/use Gemini Screensavers is like advising people not to eat (say) Hershey's Dark Chocolate. Some people have problems with them, and thus can't use/consume them. Others don't have those problems, and can enjoy them when they wish to. I, for one, don't have any problems with either one. I have been running Gemini Screensavers, off/on for a number of years, now, and have enjoyed them. Ditto for the Hershey's Dark. :)

please see my post Oct.1, 2010 on Gemini Screensavers - maybe you won't be such a booster...

Hi Lovewolfdeaf. One of the best sites for free full version arcade games is:

http://www.MyPlayCity.com

You'll find a couple of hundred free arcade games there. The only 'cost' to you is when you turn your game off a browser window is opened to the MyPlayCity site. New games are being added regularily. :)

I think you will not have time enough to play all the free games you can find in our games forum:

http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/forums/forum/17

Have fun.

Hello,

I keep look for no trials for games download. I did clicked the link of games but there are 60 mins and buy, I don't want to. I want full version without trails and 60 mins. I can play games. How I can find right the link? Let me know thanks.

Riddle - why did the lady go outdoors with her purse open? Answer: Because she expected some change in the weather - ha, ha, ha....hyuk, hyuk, hyuk......funny, funny, funny.

Well.. for some reason the print on those leaflets and labels are getting smaller and smaller, and that's WITH glasses. Now I also keep a magnifying glass handy so I can read them!

haha that was great. :0 Exactly how i feel as well. :)

Yep it sure does look like some sort of conspiracy,BK !
Try figuring out some of the food labels and reading medicine leaflets...
Either they're running out of paper or they don't want us to know.LOL.
And if you figured them out somehow..you sometimes wish you hadn't.
:)

I received this in an email today....I'm so glad someone besides me has finally noticed this!

We Must Stop This Immediately! Have you noticed that stairs are
getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther
away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to
discover how long our street had become! And, you know, people
are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in
whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep
repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message
until they're red in the face! What do they think I am a lip reader?

I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On
the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I
ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that
she didn't even recognize me.
I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair
this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection.well,
REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking
life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of
them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the
way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.
Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else
would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or
20? Do they think no one notices? The people who make bathroom
scales are pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually
believe the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let
myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're
fooling? I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's
going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too:
they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one
could ever find a number in there!

All I can do is pass along this warning:

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to
suffer these awful indignities.

Thanks for the update C.P. This is a great puzzle game. I'll add an 'updated' note to the synopsis entry. :)

I just went in to re-download this game and I thought it deserved a re-mention here in the forums. They have updated the download. Here are some user comments from the web site:
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User Comments

Enigma is widely considered one of the most addictive, polished and free puzzle games. Don't believe us? Here's what some of our users think:

“That cunning little game seems determined to steal what sanity and free time I have left. Entirely too much fun!”

“I have been playing Enigma since few days ago, and I would like to thank all the team for making such a good game, with no bugs, great graphics, very tought levels ;), and incredible playability.”

(corrected English)

“These games are so good that I cannot understand why they are not sold commercially. Anyhow, I am pleased they exist. I will watch your progress on your homepage. It must be a huge challenge to create such perfect games.”

“Enigma is the most fun game I have ever played.”

“Thanks for writing such a fun and exciting game. I just love puzzle games, and this is one of the best I've seen.”

“I've played a little bit Oxyd more than 10 years ago, but didn't get addicted to it. That's impossible when using Enigma.”

“It's the first puzzle game I really enjoyed - a great game! Really nice 2D graphics, a lot of variety, cute and well-designed levels … I liked the fact that sometimes it is VERY challenging - I've spent more than an hour to beat some levels!”

“This is a fun, original and challenging puzzle game that stretches your mind and has many, many levels. The game is also polished, professional, and non-violent.”

TuxGamer on Happy Penguin.

“I was amazed at what a great game this is. The basic puzzles excellent, and ordered very well by difficulty. But also the game is very polished, nice graphics and music, very simple user interface. What an outstanding example of a polished free software game? Every Linux distribution should include Enigma!!!!”

Anonymous on Happy Penguin.

“But what can I say? I have been playing the puzzle in every spare second ever since, and I'm still not tired of it, though some levels make me want to toss my mouse out of the window.”

“Enigma is the best game ever! […] My hand hurts from playing this so much. I can't wait to hit all the new levels!!!”

Scott aka “Great Scott”

“The whole game is non-violent, family friendly and so sth. for young and old one's.[…] But be careful, Addiction Rating for this game is: Super Hyper Mega Universe HIGH! Don't blame me for wasting your whole day or missing your dates while you play Enigma!”

JoTo on DonationCoder.com

“Oxyd again, Yay! Why did it take me so long to notice Enigma, after years of dead-Atari-Oxyd-deprivation? Thanks to everyone involved in bringing this wonderful game back to life and more!”

Tatjana Heuser

“Thank you, thank you, thank you for keeping this wonderful code base (Oxyd -> Enigma) alive and well! I loved the original games (even back in the NeXTStep days!) but could never share my love of the game with other gamers because so few people ever knew the game existed. Now I'm spreading the word and hoping to get a new generation of fans to love this game as I do.”

Rorke Haining

“Personally I prefer the (typically easier) meditation levels, but there's plenty of variation and multiple skill levels so you're likely to discover a game style that suits your tastes - so long as you spend the time to explore all the options. Enigma might not be the prettiest thing around but it's a great freebie with an enormous number of classic remakes and original levels to choose from.”

Frank on The Mac Game Blog

“With a nearly endless number of levels and the entire world to compete against, Enigma's challenges will never run out. This game has something for everyone, whether you are in the mood for a tough puzzle or a quick test of dexterity. I strongly recommend anyone who likes puzzles to download and give Enigma a try.”

Ayhoe on AssociatedContent

Wedding Vows video is very funny indeed - thanks for sharing, Robert.

Robert.....now THAT is funny!!!! Good one! Thanks for sharing.
Rox

The wedding vows.... elegant, beautiful, solemn... but... every once in a while....
(I bet you will be smiling too)

Lol.That must be the laziest cat I've ever seen...